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any particular words or names u call people when u drive?

when i drive.... everyone is a "jerk-off" or an asshole....

my most popular phrase while driving and someone pisses me off i give em a good ol' "nice one asshole... " or "nice one.. jerk-off"

idk y lol but those r the only 2 words i seem to call people when im ragin on the road :cuss:

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Dumb Fuck

Fuckin Moron ( Used Often )

You Stupid Mutha Fucka

Wench

Jerk Off Used Most Often

I have a whole list... I am sure by the time my journeys are done today I will have more to add to the list. ;)

If you were to record me on my way to work... :eek: I suffer from nasty road rage and going to and from brooklyn every day does not help... It is my daily dose of steroids... Who needs roids when you have road rage...

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I long ago gave up shouting anything, coz i realized 99% of the time they cant hear me..... so usually they get a finger. For the real assholes that give me the finger back, i usually have a house special for 'em. I usually just speed right past them, cut them off and drop a gear. That usually gets their attention :D

And oh yeah, I'm an excellent driver and I do not suffer from road rage syndrome... :D

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Fucking asshole!

You dumb Fuck!

or

Thanks you fucking Prick.

Fuck being the common factor of my road rage.

Fuck, I missed the exit.

Fuck, this guy drives so slow.

FUCK, why are there so many FUCKING assholes driving.

Fuck! It's not fucking Sunday.

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"You... fckin... dooshbagggg!!"

A nice long "fck you" beep accentuates the dooshbag part :D

And if I ever get the finger back...

I roll down my window and say "Jesus loves you"

Nice way to surprise them

They're usually expecting a finger back :cool:

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