misk Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by bigsteve8 "My pet monkey just broke his neck trying to copy me sucking my own dick. He made it, all the way to the base, but at what cost? BUT AT WHAT COST!" :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by bigsteve8 "My pet monkey just broke his neck trying to copy me sucking my own dick. He made it, all the way to the base, but at what cost? BUT AT WHAT COST!" :laugh: :laugh: This thread is GREAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 sometimes late at night i like to get on all 4's and let my cat lick my ass while i spread turtle wax all over my head and sing the theme to the jetsons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "Sometimes I feel all alone in this world, but then I look down at the midget sucking my cock and I smile. Just remember, always have a backup midget in case the first one chokes to death. . . " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by bigsteve8 "Sometimes I feel all alone in this world, but then I look down at the midget sucking my cock and I smile. Just remember, always have a backup midget in case the first one chokes to death. . . " Is this all from Carlin ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "No, I don't feel like fucking tonight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 i got a few here"I once fucked a sewer grate""Once i went down on a girl, and i saw Gary Coleman in there""Imagine the joy of finding a dead orangatang in the morning" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "How about we go meet Yao Ming's grandma?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by fkornre sometimes late at night i like to get on all 4's and let my cat lick my ass while i spread turtle wax all over my head and sing the theme to the jetsons... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nynyny Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 your ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "Sure you can Dirty Sanchez me! No problem!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "Look! Are those warts on my dick?!?! WHOOOPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by elementx Is this all from Carlin ??? I don't believe so, they're all coming from my demented mind. I have heard a lot of carlin, but these were all created by moi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "Isn't it great when you bust a nut on a girl's face, then they take a dump on yours? I wish I could do that everyday. . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "Mr. Taylor, it's my pleasure taking your daughter out to prom. I'll fuck her brains out and I'll probably get some friends to gang bang her. Thanks a lot and I'll try to bring her home safe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyc98 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by i3itch "Sure you can Dirty Sanchez me! No problem!" :laugh: Something tells me there has been a drunk woman in Seaside who said this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyc98 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 "Sure, honey, now that we're married, you can cut off my balls, have me wear sundresses and invite gay men to shake their sausage in our livingroom. I never need to see women's breasts again, EVER!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 there's something about these natives that make me want to touch little spider monkey nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by nickyc98 "Sure, honey, now that we're married, you can cut off my balls, have me wear sundresses and invite gay men to shake their sausage in our livingroom. I never need to see women's breasts again, EVER!" Now THAT'S the man I'm gonna marry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 pussy has no face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kontrol Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 fuck-a-duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by Kontrol fuck-a-duck Been said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 First, without delay, find a small child.Cooking oil, some pliers and an old crusty tire will help with the proper tenderizing of the meat.Look left, then spread vaseline in a clockwise motion like so. Beware of Alligators.Moving quickly along, you may find that seizures occur with alarming regularity.Coffee is wise.I miss not having a decaying horse like I did last year. Poncho was my friend's best friend.Poncho could eat ass for hours.I live in a tent near a recycling plant.Did you know that most clouds don't have feelings? If you take a suction cup and lick it, you'll find that you wish you were doing something more interesting.Glass is liquid, therefore drink away!Did you know that most angled roofs have nothing to do with buffalo chips?Have you ever set fire to a shit? Has a shit ever set fire to you?All of Television can be summed up into one word: "Click"The next glass is always the one you're going to use. Next.Sometimes i just want to violate a jellyfish.Lastly, sometimes gross stuff can be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvis Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Please Sir, Can I Have Some More? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickyc98 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by jarvis Please Sir, Can I Have Some More? No movie quotes allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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