Names and their sexual meanings

[sex0nthebeach]

MEN'S NAMES

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.

Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.

Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.

Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.

Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.

Amir - dirty, smelly, pecker is minuscule.

Andrew - gay and has a small pecker.

Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.

Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of wee.

Arnold - loser.

Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.

Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.

Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.

Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.

Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.

Brandon - good looking but uses girls.

Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.

Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.

Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a very naughty boy.

Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.

Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.

Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.

Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a week.

Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.

Cameron - Australian.

Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.

Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.

Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies, no real person has that name.

Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.

Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.

Christian - very sexy and seductive.

Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.

Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.

Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.

Colin - lies to women and blows up public buildings.

Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.

Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.

Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.

Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.

Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.

Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.

Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.

David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter i.e. a wanker.

Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.

Dennis - either very nice to girls or a ***got.

Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.

Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.

Don - dickhead.

Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.

Drew - bad-arse loser who never shuts up.

Duncan - hopeless ski bum, brains shot away long ago.

Dylan - horny. bastard, who can't sing.

Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.

Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.

Elliott - full of himself.

Eric - shy.

Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.

Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.

Fraser - sucks pigs dicks & swallows the lot.

Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.

Gary - drug addict but willing to share.

Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.

Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.

George - barman who drinks more than he serves.

Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth.

Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sex.

Graham - will screw anything.

Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.

Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.

Harry - covers his back.

Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.

Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.

Haydn - tries hard.

Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography.

Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!!

Ivor - militant psychopath with homosexual tendencies.

Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.

Jamie - scum of the earth.

James - built like a horse.

Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.

Jeff - really ugly.

Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.

Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.

Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.

Jack - stupid but hot, always alright.

Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.

Joel - arse.

John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.

Jolyon - absolute raving homosexual.

Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.

Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.

Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.

Josh - full of himself, fun.

Junior - hotty and totally good at football.

Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.

Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.

Kevin - always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large penis, really nice to women.

Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.

Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.

Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.

Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.

Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.

Laurey - short and funny looking.

Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.

Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.

Liam - loud mouthed arsehole.

Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.

Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.

Luke - seems to be sweet.

Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.

Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy bastard though.

Matt - the fat boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.

Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl.

Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.

Mohammed - small penis

Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.

Nick - nice - can't get past the missionary position though.

Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.

Oliver - likes men but is in denial.

Oscar - loser.

Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.

Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.

Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.

Richard - can't see his feet as balls are too big

Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.

Rikki - see above.

Rob - constantly watches porn.

Roy - total loser and computer genius.

Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.

Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.

Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.

Sam - wannabe sex machine.

Scott - has serious disabilities.

Sean - has small testicles and no friends.

Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.

Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.

Shannon - the most determined and pers*****ng sweetie in the world.

Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.

Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks bollocks.

Spencer - loves it right up there, normally with a toilet roll and a hamster

Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.

Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.

Toby - best blow ever.

Tom - cool but can be arrogant.

Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.

Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.

Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.

Troy - cute and popular.

Taylor - gay.

Warren - cool, homosexual guy.

Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.

Will - wishes he were popular.

Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.

Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

WOMEN'S NAMES

Ada - blue haired, smells of wee.

Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs

Alison - bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off.

Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a good shag though.

Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted.

Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints.

Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually found hanging around toilets.

Annabelle - Doesn't wear knickers.

Annette - She's BIG.

Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.

Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.

Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good points.

Beryl - Repressed alcoholic.

Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.

Bianca - Ginger.

Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.

Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.

Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.

Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.

Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears.

Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing.

Clare - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies.

Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.

Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.

Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.

Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.

Daisy - Virgin.

Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling.

Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.

Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.

Deborah - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.

DeeDee - cannot understand why no-one else masturbates in Ikea.

Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.

Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society.

Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.

Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths.

Elizabeth - Born to perform, hates chickens.

Ellie - Far too attractive for the swear words that come out of her mouth.

Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.

Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker!

Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.

Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.

Faith - Legs meet at knees, can't shag standing up.

Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.

Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts.

Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head.

Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.

Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.

Gaynor - Lesbian.

Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.

Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.

Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.

Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.

Georgina - Wants to be a man.

Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.

Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.

Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer.

Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.

Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins.

Hilary - Frigid.

Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.

Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.

Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.

Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child.

Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.

Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water.

Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.

Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.

Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often.

Jessica - Virgin, always will be.

Joanne - Moans in her sleep, cant cook, moans when she wakes up!

Judith - Big eyes, big tits

Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse.

Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes

Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.

Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.

Karen - Huge tits, shags like a rabbit.

Kate - see Catherine.

Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.

Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig.

Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.

Kylie - Can't sing but who cares.

Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.

Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.

Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive.

Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.

Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.

Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.

Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men.

Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole.

Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.

Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.

Liz - Long legged and brainey.

Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jellybabies

Louise/a - Likes to get around, saggy tits.

Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.

Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.

Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.

Margaret - Lovely mother, very generous.

Maria - Bangs like a barn door.

Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.

Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.

Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.

Martina - Ugly lesbian.

Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits.

Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.

Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.

Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.

Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.

Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.

Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.

Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.

Marsha - Big butt, small brain.

Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.

Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.

Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.

Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.

Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.

Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.

Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.

Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years.

Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial hair.

Olivia - Neutron bomb.

Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.

Pat - Butt ugly lesbian.

Paula - Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon.

Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff.

Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.

Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.

Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her arsecheeks.

Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.

Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver.

Rula - She measures up well.

Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.

Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.

Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.

Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.

Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.

Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.

Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.

Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.

Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.

Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff.

Sonya - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a "carrier"

Sophie - Brothel madam, wears awrinkly corset.

Stacey - Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.

Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for effect.

Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.

Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave.

Tanya - Hot minx, too short.

Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.

Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less.

Tori - Lives in a hedge, can't water ski.

Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.

Tracey - Lesbian.

Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry.

Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women.

Wendy - Possibly a man.

Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.

[daemoncel]

well since my name ain't on there

i guess i have no meaning:laugh:

[sexxyh]

Originally posted by sex0nthebeach

Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn.

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~~hehehehehe

[daemoncel]

Originally posted by sexxyh

~~hehehehehe

btw

you sig..

i absolutely love you sig! (the pic), truer words are rarely said

[sex0nthebeach]

my name's christian

[ladyshady]

closest thing to nicole. nicola, what are we in the old country here?

Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.

alcoholic?

slapper? what is that?

[Guest gabo]

they got me right...Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.

lol

[Guest gabo]

I just burst out laughing when I read this one

Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.

[bullseye]

dammit

[sexxyh]

Originally posted by daemoncel

btw

you sig..

i absolutely love you sig! (the pic), truer words are rarely said

thank u!!!

[sex0nthebeach]

Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.

[naughtybabe]

Originally posted by sex0nthebeach

Wendy - Possibly a man.

FUCK YOU... I'm not a man!!

:blown: :laugh:

[Guest gabo]

Originally posted by naughtybabe

FUCK YOU... I'm not a man!!

:blown: :laugh:

if the post says that ur a man ... then ur a man!

[t0nythelover]

Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around

[naughtybabe]

Originally posted by gabo

if the post says that ur a man ... then ur a man!

Shut up, you're just an excuse for a man!!

[sex0nthebeach]

Originally posted by naughtybabe

Shut up, you're just an excuse for a man!!

would you rather fart the Nokia phone tune? :laugh:

[Guest gabo]

Originally posted by naughtybabe

Shut up, you're just an excuse for a man!!

and ur an ugly man.

[naughtybabe]

Originally posted by sex0nthebeach

would you rather fart the Nokia phone tune? :laugh:

You wanna swap names?? :laugh:

[sex0nthebeach]

Originally posted by naughtybabe

You wanna swap names?? :laugh:

sure, but I like being sexy and seductive:eek:

[naughtybabe]

Forget it then....I wouldnt want you to change :laugh:

[sex0nthebeach]

Originally posted by naughtybabe

Forget it then....I wouldnt want you to change :laugh:

[bigsteve8]

Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

I guess they saw some of my pics from the "so who has the balls" post

[naughtybabe]

OMG im so stupid..

I just realized that the meaning is

pretaining to your sexual thrist...

In that case I am a man..

[funeralhome]

Katherine: first part is true..second's kinda funny.

[sex0nthebeach]

Originally posted by naughtybabe

OMG im so stupid..

I just realized that the meaning is

pretaining to your sexual thrist...

In that case I am a man..

Finally! Someone who can understand me...