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tommyarmani

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There is no way that I would ever eat from a buffet... Do you know how many people sneeze on it, don't wash their hands after using the facilities and then pick out of it...

No thank you, and in case you were going to ask, I'm not going to let you inject me with the plague either.

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I was meeting some of my buddies at a chinese buffet last week, 2 of us were waiting outside, when a fat older guy in a "key west" tshirt came over and started a story, lemme see how much i can recall. . .

"I did some research and I found out that there are chinese buffets in each and every county in this here United States. Trust me on this. . . I'm betting that they're trying to slowly hypnotize us, they got some mind control stuff in their dumplings I know it. China wants to take over the US, and this is the best way they can. So one day, somebody's going to go *snap* and we'll all be under Chinese mind control. Mark my words on this. I know this, but I can't stop going, it's just soooo much good food for so cheap! Getting hypnotized is worth it I think."

. . . .jersey suburbs rawk . . .

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...i dont voluntarily go to these...my dad will drag me to the ones that have seafood...he'll have two or three plates of sea legs before getting started on the other goodies...idk...i love and hate them at the same time....

....chinese donut and vanilla ice cream....

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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