bigsteve8 Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 (admitted copy-paste)"Tell us everything! Everything! ""Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.""I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 Originally posted by nomembername Mikey, Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.Why not?Because they might have daddy longlegs and um...dead things, Mikey, DEAD THINGS! ahahaha i love your avatar!!!"b-b-b-b-bullet holes! bullet holes the size of matzoh balls!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 Originally posted by bigsteve8 (admitted copy-paste)"Tell us everything! Everything! ""Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.""I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma! " :laugh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 i used to sweat mikey walsh soooo bad when i was like 8... i even liked boys with braces because of him lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 No.....CAPTAIN CHUNK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 "Mikey, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime. Why don't we go home?" "Home? What home? In a couple more hours, it ain't gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 "Lookit! I got an idea. Why don't we just put chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 By the by, a little information on the one, the only, Sloth. . .During his first professional "life," Wisconsin-born John Matuszak was a football player. Actually, that's an understatement: as Houston's number one pick in the 1973 NFL draft, as a wildly unpredictable defensive lineman for the Raiders, and as a veteran of two Super Bowls, Matuszak was a FOOTBALL PLAYER. Like many of his calling, Matuszak decided to try the movies, beginning with a good part in the football-oriented North Dallas Forty (1979). In his case, acting "took," and Matuszak became a successful film and TV performer after his 1982 retirement from professional sports, playing character roles in fantasy films like Ice Pirates (1984) and Goonies (1986) and making regular appearances on the TV series Hollywood Beat and First and Ten. Sadly, John Matuszak died of AIDS at the age of 38. He was also in many of the earlier World's Strongest Men competitions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 "if god meant it that way, you'd be pissing in your faces" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 I love this movie.......Mouth: Lookit! I got an idea. Why don't we just put chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted October 1 Author Report Share Posted October 1 Originally posted by naughtybabe Mouth: Lookit! I got an idea. Why don't we just put chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through? :laugh: I just said taht!Originally posted by bigsteve8 "Lookit! I got an idea. Why don't we just put chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat his way through? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 I know.. but reading it made me laugh so hard that I just had to put it again.. Sowwy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 when did this thread turn into a goonies thread ? i'll admit i wasn't familiar with the first 2 posts, but the third ["heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy, youuuuuuuuuuuuuu guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysss!!!"] is synonymous with the electric company, first and foremost. that was its biggest catchphrase. i dunno about all this goonies stuff . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 goonies 4 life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 "That's my mom's favorite part" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigsteve8 Posted October 1 Author Report Share Posted October 1 Originally posted by weyes when did this thread turn into a goonies thread ? i'll admit i wasn't familiar with the first 2 posts, but the third ["heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy, youuuuuuuuuuuuuu guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysss!!!"] is synonymous with the electric company, first and foremost. that was its biggest catchphrase. i dunno about all this goonies stuff . I was up late randomly, goonies was on, and I realized there were a lotta good quotes. I decided to start putting up some quotes, but not go with ones that would be obvious. . . .then sloth and chunk came out, and yelled out "hey you guyyyyyyyyyys!" to the people down on the boat being captured by the fratellis, and there you go. I guess other people just realized it before u for example, the slick shoes was when Data (asian guy) used one of his gadgets, being grease that would shoot out of his shoes, he used that on a pole they had to walk across, so the Fratellis (bad guys) would fall down a bunch of times and get slowed down. SLICK SHOES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 "woah guys..im in anatha roooom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 Chunk : Shame, shame!Data : I know your name!Mouth : Come on, Brand! Slip her the tongue!Stef : Oh, that's disgusting. Now I can't even look.I would have tossed her a bone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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