tommyarmani Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 Tao has been known to work wonders on the first date.Just be sure you dont have her accidently kick the car out of gear when she tries to straddle you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babbo Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 Originally posted by mikeynine999 tao does not suck try minetta tavern is real good italian yeah, tao sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 Originally posted by davidstone OR you can eat your date and save a few bucks, a la JoeGOR, you can clobber your date so your expense is reduced in half (phuturephaggot/juliek)OR you can feed your date yayo and tell her to fuck off if she squeals even for a second about 'feeling hungry' (Evan)OR you can hit Reb Lobster/KFC (depending on budget) and keep things real (Spragga- although for some reason I think he's enver been to either based on his Upstate/white-man-in-a-black-man's-body-riddle/mystery symposia disorder))OR you can tell your date outright that there's no dinner tonight and that you're saving her a trip to the toilet anyway (sexxybabyd)OR you can take her to your folks house and show off your moms home-cooked wares and give her an even bigger reason to wonder why in christ's good name she's hanging around with a jerkoff like you (gmcockny)OR you can polish off some latkas and ketchup-dunked knishes at the always kosher Chabbad scene and dash over to your closest AutoX meet for a buttered-up blintz for good measure (teklord, miscellaneous jewish posters who enjoy driving restored pre-cuban war cars)OR you can tell your date that food is a luxury in this country and that holding off on one dinner won't kill her (ghhhoost, serj, other east europeans immigrants)OR if she's a he, you can get creative and dip your balls in some Burberry and when he asks 'whats for dinner' you side-wall him with a length of cock -- food AND fun! (jaysea, anthony, tony2002, and [i'll bet my life on this -- ] , fabioct)OR you can keep pouring drinks down your date's throat and play the whole "did you know a coors light has 200 calories in it? " schpiel until she's drunk enough not to care what or where her next meal's coming from -- like she needs more food anwyway (misskittie, most of her friends) :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 Originally posted by babbo piccola venezia- agreed, dont miss the gnocchi in gorgonzola sauce!!! mmmmmmmmmmm gnocchi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teknojunkee Posted November 12 Report Share Posted November 12 I forget the name but there is an Awesome place on 4th and 3rd..Ill find out the name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ufonyc Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 VINCENT'S - italian restaurant little italy.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmg Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 this might help http://newyork.citysearch.com/best/results/8494/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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