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"I'm NOT a pimp!"

"Jerry turn away......I'm hideous!"

"Just because you are a has been doesn't give you the right to make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never was!"

Kramer to George when George gets women's glasses: "May I have one of those, madam?"

"You're as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job."

"Vanda-what industries??.....no, no, you're way, way off!"

"You've got three pints of Kramer in ya"

"It's pronounced 'thermometer'"

" I have the body of a taut pre-teen swedish boy"

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Jerry - "You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 48 hours, what did you expect?"

Kramer - "Birth defects, emphisema, the normal things, but not this. My face is my livelihood, it's my *twinkle."

Elaine - "Can I borrow that slicer?"

Kramer - "No you don't know how to use it"

Kramer - "Where does the meat go?"

Elaine - "Right there"

Kramer - "Where do you turn it on?"

Elaine - "Right there"

Kramer - "But where does the meat go???"

I'm out there Jerry. I'm out there and I'm lovvvvvvving every minute of it!

Why don't you just TELL me the name of the movie?

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George likes his chicken spicy...

Giddy up!

what, your using my babies now?

Hoochi mamma!

I dispise Keith Hernandez!

No soup for you!

Jubalia!

Alright, you keep your secrets, but remember this, when you control the mail, you control INFOMATION! (I love Newman)

DON"T TOUCH JIMMY!

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