renzo2 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 "I have taken more from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me."Winston Churchill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 all chicks are whores, except your mother, but to your father she's a whoresaleen351 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by saleen351 all chicks are whores, except your mother, but to your father she's a whoresaleen351 My old man thinks my mom's a whore?So that's what he means when he says "ah, your mother, that whore!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdamon7278 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 "U fuck with the bull, you get the horns"!!!Damon 2.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verysexynaty Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 why buy the cow when your getting the milk for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verysexynaty Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Mariage is bliss..... ignorance is bliss....therefore........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 It's not half empty or half full, it's time to order another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 in order to be successful, one must portray an image of success at all times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PELICAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjm Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 420 - 24/7 - 365 ..... GOOD COMBINATION!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by pod It's not half empty or half full, it's time to order another one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mursa Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 .... Don't take anything at face value , actions speak louder than words ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Stop the violence, stop the hate, drop your pants and procreate!or masterbate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 When it comes to words to live by...Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.Groucho Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renzo2 Posted February 12 Author Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by funketeer Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verysexynaty Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 -I can still enjoy sex at 74... I live at 75 so it's no distance!-Real happiness is when you marry a guy for love and find out he has money.-Sex is like poker, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!-I admit... i have a tremendous sex drive... my boyfriend lives 45 miles away.-Sex is more fun than cars.... but cars refuel faster than men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mursa Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 ..rightttttttttttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 u want words to live by........................whatever words that come out of my mouth...those are the words u should choose to live by!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmatas2277 Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 "But her I.D. said 18 Officer!!??" --R. Kelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIRZA Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by fliptoniaaa u want words to live by........................whatever words that come out of my mouth...those are the words u should choose to live by!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God as spoken :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by MIRZA God as spoken :laugh: thank u 4 believing in the power of the good times!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIRZA Posted February 12 Report Share Posted February 12 Originally posted by fliptoniaaa thank u 4 believing in the power of the good times!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Believe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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