xlr8ted Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Have you ever shit and puke at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 ...as close as i've come to accomplishing this action, i have to honestly say No...not yet...but i'll get back to you when it happens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted February 13 Author Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by phatman ...as close as i've come to accomplishing this action, i have to honestly say No...not yet...but i'll get back to you when it happens... Thank you, we should make this a sticky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by xlr8ted Thank you, we should make this a sticky. ...what about you?...have your ass and mouth runneth over simultaneously??... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Actually, I have..... I was up-north in Michigan and I was going to the movies to see Jurassic Park... so I woof down the steak my grandpa grilled for me and hit the road.... get to the movie theatre and my tummy starts to rumble... sooo i think nothing of it... well then it keeps churning, so i go to bathroom, stick my finger down my throat and puke it up.... Every 15 minutes through-out the show, i had to run up and puke... so finallyyyyyyyyyyy the movie is over.. i'm as white as a ghost and just weak.. my friend and his dad had to carry me out of the theatre.... I get home and go right to bed.... about 2am I wake up and I run to the bathroom... start shitting my brains out... at the same time, my tummy rumbles and i'm ready to heave.... Thank God i remember that my granny keeps a bucket under the sink to wash the shower with... I grab it and puke while I'm shitting out my colon..... It was horrid! I laugh at it now... my granny was like, what in the hell is going on?? I'm sitting on the can with a bucket in my lap...I was lookin' hot that night I'm sure:rolleyes: :laugh: So there you have it folks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 ...see that's what i mean by coming close...many times i found myself on da toilet with a small garbage can in my arms...but the actual simultaneous action has yet to go down...some day soon i'm sure and my life will be complete.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by xlr8ted Have you ever shit and puke at the same time? :laugh: :laugh: nopes, but a saw a person do it... it wasnt a pleasant site... i have half of it on tape... lmao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by xlr8ted Have you ever shit and puke at the same time? Did you happen to see Jay Mohr stand-up act that was on a couple of days ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by dgmodel :laugh: :laugh: nopes, but a saw a person do it... it wasnt a pleasant site... i have half of it on tape... lmao... dude that's nasty:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Do I get an award for being the only person to accomplish this feat so far:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by lolahotass dude that's nasty:laugh: he was ass naked too~! we all couldnt stop laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by lolahotass Do I get an award for being the only person to accomplish this feat so far:confused: ..sure...come on up and collect.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by dgmodel he was ass naked too~! we all couldnt stop laughing... ...you watched a naked guy puke and take a shit...wtf is wrong with you?...lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 why is this a sticky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by phatman ...you watched a naked guy puke and take a shit...wtf is wrong with you?...lol... c'mon if you were drunk and this was happening you wouldnt watch and tape??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by sexxybabyd why is this a sticky? ...read the entire thread from the top.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Originally posted by dgmodel c'mon if you were drunk and this was happening you wouldnt watch and tape??? ...hmmmm....i think y'all are fecal freaks...lol...idk man...i guess it depends on how drunk i was...seeing someone spew from both ends doesnt have that humorous appeal to it but ya never know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 dude its funny... when i lived in my old apt... my neighbor drank lemon juice in my kitchen then went outside and shat on someones car~! lmao... thats on tape too... (another one, is this crazy dude ritchie martin in our neighborhood lives in shack and its all abandoned lookin so my boy mike took a shit on his stoop~! and then rang the doorbell while he was shitting... even though this was like 8-9yrs ago i still laugh my ass off when i remember it... ) fecal/cocky/potty humor is like the lowest common denominator when it comes to humor... but that shit is just funny... (no pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by lolahotass Actually, I have..... I was up-north in Michigan and I was going to the movies to see Jurassic Park... so I woof down the steak my grandpa grilled for me and hit the road.... get to the movie theatre and my tummy starts to rumble... sooo i think nothing of it... well then it keeps churning, so i go to bathroom, stick my finger down my throat and puke it up.... Every 15 minutes through-out the show, i had to run up and puke... so finallyyyyyyyyyyy the movie is over.. i'm as white as a ghost and just weak.. my friend and his dad had to carry me out of the theatre.... I get home and go right to bed.... about 2am I wake up and I run to the bathroom... start shitting my brains out... at the same time, my tummy rumbles and i'm ready to heave.... Thank God i remember that my granny keeps a bucket under the sink to wash the shower with... I grab it and puke while I'm shitting out my colon..... It was horrid! I laugh at it now... my granny was like, what in the hell is going on?? I'm sitting on the can with a bucket in my lap...I was lookin' hot that night I'm sure:rolleyes: :laugh: So there you have it folks.... good show, good show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 Originally posted by dgmodel dude its funny... when i lived in my old apt... my neighbor drank lemon juice in my kitchen then went outside and shat on someones car~! lmao... thats on tape too... (another one, is this crazy dude ritchie martin in our neighborhood lives in shack and its all abandoned lookin so my boy mike took a shit on his stoop~! and then rang the doorbell while he was shitting(no pun intended) Now I'm a little afraid to ask this question, but WHYYY WOULD THEY DO THAT????so you video tape things like this in your spare time? I think all that work is gettin to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 lol... i videotape everything... im a tapin' fool...i like to make movies in my spare time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 :laugh: :laugh: best thread ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 14 Report Share Posted February 14 I'm starting to think that dg's into SCAT:shake: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted February 15 Report Share Posted February 15 lmao... hellllllll no... lol... you gotta see the videos and youll understand 100%... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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