sgoinon Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 ok lets see them.. I'll start off...-- Yo mama is so poor she has to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.yeah I know.. A little sic:blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 You should never be allowed to post again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by xlr8ted You should never be allowed to post again. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 Originally posted by sgoinon ok lets see them.. I'll start off...-- Yo mama is so poor she has to jerk off the dog to feed the cat :laugh: :laugh: gotta luv the mama jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 11 Author Report Share Posted March 11 Well sorry XLR8 you dont have a sense of humor... that alright... cause...Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 13 Report Share Posted March 13 See there ya go, you stepped it up a notch... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 yo mama's so fat, she uses Tiesto's tables as her walkman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 14 Author Report Share Posted March 14 Yo mama is so tall when she did a back flip she kicked Jesus in the chin!I'm goin' to hell for that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Originally posted by sgoinon Yo mama is so tall when she did a back flip she kicked Jesus in the chin!I'm goin' to an insane asylum because I actually thought that joke was funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Is there any way someone can lock this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storstygg Posted March 16 Report Share Posted March 16 Yo mamma's so fat, Budda rubs HER belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 17 Author Report Share Posted March 17 Yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 17 Report Share Posted March 17 your momma's so fat she puts her belt on w/ a boomerang.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 17 Author Report Share Posted March 17 Yo mama's so fat, she auditioned for Indiana Jones and won the big rolling ball part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magellanmax Posted March 18 Report Share Posted March 18 Originally posted by sgoinon Yo mama is so tall when she did a back flip she kicked Jesus in the chin!I'm goin' to hell for that.. :laugh: dont even sweat it..... i will be driving the bus to hell... just have your tickets ready!that was a good one.. keep 'em coming guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 yo mama is so thin she has to run around in the shower to get wet...yo mama is so thin she can hoola hoop through a cheerio... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Yo mama's so fat, after I fucked her, I rolled over 3 times and I was STILL on top of the bitch!!!Yo mama's so fat, they won't let her wear a Malcom X jacket because helecopters try to land on her back!!Yo mama's lips are so big, Chapstick had to make a spray!!!Yo mama's so dumb, someone said it's chilly outside and the dumb bitch came out with a bowl and a spoon!!Yo mama smells so bad, she made Right Guard turn left!!!Yo mama's so po', I stepped on a cigarette in her house and she said "Who turned off the heat?"That's all for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 21 Author Report Share Posted March 21 Yo Mama so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!!! Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 yo mama is so black she got into her car and the oil light came on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Your momma's so dumb, she got stabbed in a shootout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 yo mama's so black, she left fingerprints on charcoal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.".Yo mama's so fat the only thing attracted to her is gravity:jawdrop: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted March 22 Author Report Share Posted March 22 Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture took up pgs 25, 26, AND 27Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she looks at the menu, and says, "Okay". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Yo mama so black, when she goes to night school, they mark her absent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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