SuGaRNSpIcE Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by DarrellG Yo mama's so fat, after I fucked her, I rolled over 3 times and I was STILL on top of the bitch!!!Yo mama's so fat, they won't let her wear a Malcom X jacket because helecopters try to land on her back!!Yo mama's lips are so big, Chapstick had to make a spray!!!Yo mama's so dumb, someone said it's chilly outside and the dumb bitch came out with a bowl and a spoon!!Yo mama smells so bad, she made Right Guard turn left!!!Yo mama's so po', I stepped on a cigarette in her house and she said "Who turned off the heat?"That's all for now. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted April 7 Author Report Share Posted April 7 Howza bout a Ya MAMA poem(s):This is a fact, Yo mama's breath is wack, she needs not a Tic, not a Tac, but the whole damn packOne good snap deserves another, so between my legs you'll find your mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkiejunkie1 Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Yo mama is soo FAT, she got more Crack then Harlem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkiejunkie1 Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Yo mama is so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with a person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted April 19 Report Share Posted April 19 Originally posted by tired your momma is so fat that after sex she smokes a turkey :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aknelma Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by funkiejunkie1 Yo mama is so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with a person i like this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted April 20 Author Report Share Posted April 20 Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds beavers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 Originally posted by sugarnspice69 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Wait a minute...I'm protesting this post!You can't have that many for when your boyfriend tells a joke. Can somebody give me a ruling on this one please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therevolution Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 yo Momma's like railroad tracks...she gets LAID ALL OVER!YO Momma's like a refridgeratoreveryone sticks meat in her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaudYo mama has one arm and when she fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another right." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 Originally posted by nomembername Wait a minute...I'm protesting this post!You can't have that many for when your boyfriend tells a joke. Can somebody give me a ruling on this one please? For that I give you :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkiejunkie1 Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 yo mama is so stupid, she thought meow mix was a rap record for cats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted April 21 Author Report Share Posted April 21 Roses are red, Yo mama's a witch, give her a quarter and she'll be your bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Yo momma so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoinon Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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