xlr8ted Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I used this as a pickup line the other night and it didn't work..Any suggestions for pickup lines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by xlr8ted I used this as a pickup line the other night and it didn't work..Any suggestions for pickup lines? "I mean i'm making t-shirts, what the fuck" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 :laugh: :laugh: "I mean i'm a bikejoker, what the fuck"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by xlr8ted I used this as a pickup line the other night and it didn't work..Any suggestions for pickup lines? hmmm... maybe you had something in your teeth... that one is usually a lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by joeg hmmm... maybe you had something in your teeth... that one is usually a lock. I don't have any teeth, so it's gotta be something else, its gotta be that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonyquest Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by xlr8ted I don't have any teeth, so it's gotta be something else, its gotta be that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 8 Author Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by jonyquest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by xlr8ted I don't have any teeth, so it's gotta be something else, its gotta be that line. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 Originally posted by xlr8ted I don't have any teeth, so it's gotta be something else, its gotta be that line. hmmm... maybe i'll have to get a new one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 No need to worry XL although I am a little surprised that one didn't work for you, it was probably your delivery though.I've posted some of these before but I will share some of my "can't miss" ones with you:Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.My name is Pogo, do you wanna jump on my stick?Guess what?! I've got an 8 inch tongue and I can breath out of my ears!Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long!Why don't we go behind a rock and get a little boulder!NEVER-FAILS Damn, I thought "Very-Fine" only came in a bottleGood day for weather#1 (use only for the most amazing looking females)I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted March 8 Report Share Posted March 8 I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit! omg..lmao:laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Originally posted by nomembername Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long! how can u miss with this line? This is the greatest line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Originally posted by nutcase34 how can u miss with this line? This is the greatest line that's what I'm saying...shit never fails. I just use it as an ice breaker though. than I make sure I get the girl hammered this way she has no idea what's going on and I can take her in the back seat of my car, fuck her, than throw her drunk ass out half naked.nutcase, are you hot...post your pic for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 9 Author Report Share Posted March 9 Ya nutcase, post a pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 wow...you are such the gentlemen....I'll be in queens next weekend...we should totally meet up...ya know;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Originally posted by nutcase34 wow...you are such the gentlemen....I'll be in queens next weekend...we should totally meet up...ya know;) I'm down...post or PM me your pic. Where are you from and what are you coming to queens for? Oh, and I was only joking with what I said in my other post...I always give the girl back all of her clothes before I kick her ass to the curb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 summon her over with one finger.. then when she gets there say i made you come with one finger... guess what i could do with a whole hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 hey Nutcase34, Life without you is like a broken pencil...it has no point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Originally posted by nomembername hey Nutcase34, Life without you is like a broken pencil...it has no point awww you are too sweet. I think I'm in love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Originally posted by nutcase34 awww you are too sweet. I think I'm in love. me too...Do you have rubbers at your house or should I just pull out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 I always travel well prepared...I even have mace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Originally posted by nutcase34 I always travel well prepared...I even have mace. Do you have tickets yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 9 Author Report Share Posted March 9 Nutcase,You at work or home? Check your aol email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 tickets for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 9 Report Share Posted March 9 Originally posted by nutcase34 tickets for? *points to arm and flexes* To the gun show! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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