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Originally posted by britchick69

I'M NOT FAT YOU ARROGANT BASTARD! AND I'M NOT GETTING OFF ON THE ATTENTION.. IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE INTELLECT TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT WAS JUST A QUESTION.. I SUGGEST YOU FUCK OFF... SEND MY LOVE TO YOUR MOTHER.. TELL HER I'LL BE SEEING LATER!

:laugh: :laugh:

that´s better, show us how you really are!!

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OH DEAR.... YES I'VE SLEPT WITH WOMEN.. NO I'M NOT A LESBIAN... YES I LIKE MEN.. NO I'M NOT FAT...YES I'M PRETTY.. NO I AM NOT ATTENTION SEEKING!

AND AS FOR SHOWING YOU WHO I REALLY AM... I'M ONLY ANNOYED BECAUSE CERTAIN PEOPLE ARE BEING RUDE.. FOR NO REASON.. AND THAT'S JUST NASTY!

YOU BOYS ARE SO SAD.. DOES IT MAKE YOU COCK HARD.. BEING ABUSIVE TO A WOMAN?!

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:laugh: :laugh:

you´re a fuckin joke and everyone that saw your pic for the short while it´s been up and that would give you a honest opinion would say to you that you´re FAT

.... girl, chill out, it´s a fuckin message board .... jeeeeeez .... fat, attention seeking and no sense of humor ... you´re obviously gonna die alone :blown:

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Originally posted by britchick69

okay.. i've never had anal sex.. but anal porn drive sme crazy horny.. has anyone ever done it?.. what's it like?... explain it to me?.. am dumb... and naive.. any tips?... ;)

you want a bloke to snog you then put his wanker in your arse??????:hat:

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Whoa. First off, chick ya need to calm down.....WHat do you expect when you post something like that about anal sex?? Of course youre gonna catch some shit (no pun intended).....Plus theyre just fucking with you so dont take it personally.

Now back to anal sex......from my personal experience it hurts like hell and isnt enjoyable. But I could see myself enjoying more if it happened more often and I got use to it a lil bit...So just experiment, and itd probably be better if you tried it out with a bf instead of just some dude, cause then you could ease into it more and have fun with it....

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Originally posted by druwishprincez

Now back to anal sex......from my personal experience it hurts like hell and isnt enjoyable.

I've always liked anal, including the slight pain. But there are ways to make it more comfortable. First have your boyfriend go down on you and insert well lubed fingers into your ass at the same time, a few orgasms will loosen the area. after that let him enter you slow and the whole time you stimulate your clit. it works for me.

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Originally posted by barraquilla

I've always liked anal, including the slight pain. But there are ways to make it more comfortable. First have your boyfriend go down on you and insert well lubed fingers into your ass at the same time, a few orgasms will loosen the area. after that let him enter you slow and the whole time you stimulate your clit. it works for me.

thanks for the tips :D

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Originally posted by barraquilla

I've always liked anal, including the slight pain. But there are ways to make it more comfortable. First have your boyfriend go down on you and insert well lubed fingers into your ass at the same time, a few orgasms will loosen the area. after that let him enter you slow and the whole time you stimulate your clit. it works for me.

I love women who love anal

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Originally posted by druwishprincez

thanks for the tips :D

Also... when yer man's putting it in the first time... to avoid the pain, get him to just put it there, with barely any pressure... but, lubed/wet and ready for entry. Then, with YOU in control, start to relax more and more, and he'll slowly slip in with no problem.

If he pushes too fast/hard, too soon, you'll tense up as a reflex, and it'll hurt like a sonofabitch! (nothing worse than seeing a girl in that kind of pain... on top of the abrupt end to a hot sexual "exchange")

Key word in the process is "relax". And you can only truly do that if he's NOT trying to jam it in.

My girly read up on this back when she was only into women... and it changed her life forever. Then I came along and changed her life again. She truly didn't think guys could touch/handle a girl's pussy and ass the way I can. (not boasting... I've just grown up around women, and pay attention :cool: ) So, all the sudden, her notions of being a lesbian were blown outta the water. And being that she, by that time, was all into anal sex... we compared non-verbal notes the first time we tried it. And it works like a charm. :aright:

And dammit, man... ain't NOTHIN' better than fuckin' a girl's tight ass... hearing her screams and moans of pleasure... and then reachin' around to start workin' her pussy, too!

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

I highly recommend you pursue it, druwish... just make sure you do it right. Pretty soon, you too will be singing the praises! ;)

... funk... out.

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Originally posted by britchick69

okay.. i've never had anal sex.. but anal porn drive sme crazy horny.. has anyone ever done it?.. what's it like?... explain it to me?.. am dumb... and naive.. any tips?... ;)

SHUT IT YOU WHORE!

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Attn: druwishslut

I have an idea and will be willing to offer my services to you because your "special"...why don't you let me give it to you up the butt a few times before you let your bf, this way you will be a pro at it and he will think you are amazing.

PM me for details

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Originally posted by britchick69

okay.. i've never had anal sex.. but anal porn drive sme crazy horny.. has anyone ever done it?.. what's it like?... explain it to me?.. am dumb... and naive.. any tips?... ;)

Lots of Vaseline or Crisco and just let him tear you up, rawr. Nothing like giving some good anal loving.

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Originally posted by nomembername

Attn: druwishslut

I have an idea and will be willing to offer my services to you because your "special"...why don't you let me give it to you up the butt a few times before you let your bf, this way you will be a pro at it and he will think you are amazing.

PM me for details

Uhh I know this is your way of trying to be smooth, or w/e it is, but I think Ill pass. Id rather do it with someone who isnt going to tare me up and will do it with love and care :D

Thanks to everyone who gave me ideas....I brought it up last night and I think its a go, so Ill definitely need to try it out. I have no idea why but for some reason Ive been having this incredible urge to be able to have anal sex...actually now that I think about it, I think its cause of the people who post on here about how great it feels. DAMN YOU!! :D jk.....so thanks!!!!:cool:

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