sex0nthebeach Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 1. The Teabagging - The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick`s foreheadwhilst she is sucking on your balls, while you`re uttering the timeless phrase- "Who`s Yourdaddy?" 2. The Houdini - Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spiton her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her faceand she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. 3. The Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl`s mouth, smack the back ofher head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she`ll look like an angry dragon. 4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load downthe back of a girl`s throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favoritecarbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth tocreate the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. 5. Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insertyour finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving athin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. 6. The Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick yourdick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun themuscles in the female`s ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmicexperience when you ejaculate. 7. The Flaming Amazon - This one`s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you`re screwing somechick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly g Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 *yawn* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by sex0nthebeach 1. The Teabagging - The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick`s foreheadwhilst she is sucking on your balls, while you`re uttering the timeless phrase- "Who`s Yourdaddy?" 2. The Houdini - Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spiton her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her faceand she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it. 3. The Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl`s mouth, smack the back ofher head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up, she`ll look like an angry dragon. 4. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load downthe back of a girl`s throat and then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favoritecarbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back and forth tocreate the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. 5. Dirty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insertyour finger into her asshole. You then pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving athin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. 6. The Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, you stick yourdick in her ass and then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun themuscles in the female`s ass, which will constrict the penis and give you a tremendous orgasmicexperience when you ejaculate. 7. The Flaming Amazon - This one`s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you`re screwing somechick, right when your about to cum, pull out and quickly g are these the things that your boyfriend does to you??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by tranzwhore are these the things that your boyfriend does to you??? wow, i almost died laughing....you're hilarious bro...keep em coming......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by tranzwhore are these the things that your boyfriend does to you??? wow, i almost died laughing....you're hilarious bro...keep em coming......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by tranzwhore are these the things that your boyfriend does to you??? wow, i almost died laughing....you're hilarious bro...keep em coming......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by tranzwhore are these the things that your boyfriend does to you??? wow, i almost died laughing....you're hilarious bro...keep em coming......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by tranzwhore are these the things that your boyfriend does to you??? wow, i almost died laughing....you're hilarious bro...keep em coming......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by tranzwhore are these the things that your boyfriend does to you??? wow, i almost died laughing....you're hilarious bro...keep em coming......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sex0nthebeach Posted March 24 Author Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by tranzwhore are these the things that your boyfriend does to you??? wow, i almost died laughing....you're hilarious bro...keep em coming......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 oookkkkkaaaayyyyyyyyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by sex0nthebeach wow, i almost died laughing....you're hilarious bro...keep em coming......... Holy shit...for a minute I thought maybe you did almost die from a seizure or something.Oh, and that "bro" aint no guy; she's a whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 can u post that one more time please cuz i didn't quite get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted March 24 Report Share Posted March 24 Originally posted by nomembername *yawn* i used to laugh about these things in high school... new material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Fish EyeDoing a chick doggy style and sticking your thumb up her ass when she least expects it. When she turns and looks at you over her shoulder to see what the HELL you're doing, you've recieved the fish eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Fools gold... When your w/ your woman and you fucking her doggiestyle spit on her back right before you cum so she thinks your finished, then when she turns around w/ a smile on, cum in her face.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by xlr8ted Fools gold... When your w/ your woman and you fucking her doggiestyle spit on her back right before you cum so she thinks your finished, then when she turns around w/ a smile on, cum in her face.. Surprise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 good one fucko but look2. The Houdini - Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out and spiton her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her faceand she is left shocked and amazed, wondering how you managed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 How about172. The Retardo Reposter - Find stupid fucking list of lame sex tricks and post it 5 years and 100 reposts after the fact. Har Har Har..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Guys guys what about this one The Teabagging - The all time classic maneuver of tapping your cock on a chick`s foreheadwhilst she is sucking on your balls, while you`re uttering the timeless phrase- "Who`s Yourdaddy?" :laugh: Just made up a brand new one too, i'm gonna call it the Dirty Sanchez...I'll post it later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Wait you have seen this before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by kaydup Wait you have seen this before? Considering your join date..so have you..at least 15 times...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by phuturephunk Considering your join date..so have you..at least 15 times...... Ah you have caught me and you have seen through my sarcasmcongrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 25 Report Share Posted March 25 Originally posted by phuturephunk ...... Most annoying person on CP ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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