weyes Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 seriously, yo, this isn't fair. guys have so many good ones: "waxing my shillelagh," "spanking the monkey," and then just good ol' general ones: "jerking off," "beating off..." but all that girls have - that i know of - is just plain old "masturbating." i want a cool way to say it, too ! are there already terms out there? please enlighten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 how about flooding the damn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Double clicking the mouseI love that one from American Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by trueqwest Double clicking the mouse "Taking care of business" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Ew I heard someone say rub one out I don't like that for some reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by Mystify22 Ew I heard someone say rub one out I don't like that for some reason ..Well, that is kinda what you're doing....Some ones I thought of (for girls):Tickling the clamPetting the KittySqueezing the peachthat's about all I can think of.. The female equipment is so much harder to find sayings for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Smacking the nun (counterpart of "Flogging the Bishop" for guys) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 what about...."rubbing one out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 how about reading braille? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Auditioning the Finger PuppetsErasing the Problem Feeding the Bearded Clam Fucking Without ComplicationsHee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw& my personal fav:Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 twiddling the twatspot -cleaning the carpetsatisfying Suziemuff maintenancetickling your fancylady fingers and creamattitude adjustmentflicking the beanchurning butterreading lipsgully whompin'pushing the panic buttondigitizingmaking souptip toeing through the two tipsthe two-finger tangoromancing the rosepetting the pussyfriggingJust thought I'd throw some more in to the mix...I'm home and bored today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 The list continues...exploring the deep southstirring the tacoplaying an accordion solodeep dishin'playing centipederiding the rubber boyfriendtickling the moustachedigging for clamspriming the pumpgrinding the bumprolling the minkcombing the brush poking the hairpiecenothing else to dostirring the cauldron "just reading, mom"petal pushingpraising the orchidrubbin the nubbinpitching in the bush leaguebattery testingthe saddlehorn sambamore to come... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 dirty dancing for onefingering the accusedpetting the bunnystroking the magic lampclimbing mons venerishoodwinkingfingerpaintingflying manual (with hands)flying automatic (with vibrator)flicking the switchthe amazing disappearing finger trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by tranzwhore Fucking Without Complications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by tired what about...."rubbing one out" Read. Then post. I already said that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 okay ladies......now that we've renamed it, let's get to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by Mystify22 Read. Then post. I already said that one! oooops.... i blame it on adult ADD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by tired oooops.... i blame it on adult ADD don't forget to take ur meds people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tired Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by tranzwhore don't forget to take ur meds people! i think candy hid them from me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 Originally posted by tired i think candy hid them from me... oopsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkyfreshdc Posted March 26 Report Share Posted March 26 playing the clitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted March 27 Author Report Share Posted March 27 :clap2: :rofl: you guys are amazing!!! i knew you wouldn't let me down!my faves:double-clicking the mousepetting the kitty (it only makes sense!)tiptoe through the twolipslady fingers and creamplaying the clitarsome questionable ones (i dunno about these...):making soup battery testingthe saddlehorn sambai always thought "rubbing one out" referred to guys, "one" being a load. you know, like actually jerking off till you shoot a load. i dunno.thanks, though!!! these are hilarious and i think i'll try to put them in conversation as often as possible ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 Hang on there, Weyes...I'm not quite done yet. In an unexplainable drunken browsing (some people drunken dial, I drunken browse. Go figure), I found more terms for you. Enjoyrosie palm's big sisterprimin' the hymenrunnin' your finger thru your hairenjoying a little southern comfortgiving a noogie to your monkeytaking the sweet slideoiling your holstertossing the pink saladsorting the oysterspowdering your noseone-handed bridgefinger-walking to the "Y" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueqwest Posted March 27 Report Share Posted March 27 and some more...drilling for fishwaking the butterflytickling the tunafinger dancinghaving a sushi partysomebody's got to do itbeating the bushembracing the plastic age (vibrator)riding the buzz bombmuff ruffingsinking the vibrating subdropping in the manhole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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