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The Most Venomous Snake in the World

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)

LOCATION: Throughout the world

DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fangless, with a highly venomous

spit.

Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood and subspecies.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks, mainly women, in the lower front abdomen,

resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then, a severe swelling, followed by

excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.

However,

it has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, which may result

in

an incurable disease and possible death.

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most

unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the

venom

is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete

recovery.

There is no known antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED:

TORNIQUET: Do not apply a torniquet, as the venom is too deep in the body to

be

affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as

the

bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so

far

has not been reported to have led to any success.

MILKING THE SNAKE:

1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the

thumb in the front.

2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.

3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive and start

spitting.

4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and

the last time the snake attacked.

5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not

necessarily a vermin and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful

pet.

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Looking thur my pics now...

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Originally posted by mursa

:laugh: :laugh: at this thread ..................if I didn't know quite a few of these people personally I would post mine . :tongue:

I agree... I could only imagine my title.. the moderator that everyone knows who showed his cock on clubplanet

:eek:

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