sotuchick Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN? It's not so complicated!!! The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are pigs. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE! The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW, WHO IN THE WORLD UNDERSTANDS MEN??? Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 I understand my man, and that's all that matters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotuchick Posted April 7 Author Report Share Posted April 7 Ohhh Candy...l'amore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 It's a wonderful thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mursa Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 ...Who UNDERSTANDS WOMEN ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by mursa ...Who UNDERSTANDS WOMEN ? That's an even better question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 d/p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by mursa ...Who UNDERSTANDS WOMEN ? I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrs Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 As complicated as my man is, I've got him pretty figured out. But that takes time... LOTS of time.And I agree, women are even worse, but I can totally understand them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by themrs As complicated as my man is, I've got him pretty figured out. But that takes time... LOTS of time.And I agree, women are even worse, but I can totally understand them! u r smart & pretty!!!!! i agree wit ya 100%!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by themrs As complicated as my man is, I've got him pretty figured out. But that takes time... LOTS of time.And I agree, women are even worse, but I can totally understand them! cool so why don't you and Candy get together and write a thesis on understanding women, and post it on here.We'll give you 5 years. that's probably how long it'll take Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Originally posted by mursa ...Who UNDERSTANDS WOMEN ? a question for the fucccking ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfofaguy69 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by TheMrs As complicated as my man is, I've got him pretty figured out. But that takes time... LOTS of time.And I agree, women are even worse, but I can totally understand them! ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by gmccookny so why don't you and Candy get together and write a thesis on understanding women, and post it on here. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 "Gurls dont like boys, gurls like cars and money" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by nocfgs "Gurls dont like boys, gurls like cars and money" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 ^^^^^^^See the reaction I get. Its so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by mursa ...Who UNDERSTANDS WOMEN ? wurd ya heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubby Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 iamsamurai u and ladyshady should hook up. Something tells me u'd be a happy couple together.As for this thread nomembername best understands women and men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 men are from mars and women are from venus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubby Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Mystify God knows what friggin planet ur from but it sure aint venus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brwneydtrouble Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by sotuchick Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. OMG this has to be one of the funniest things I have ever read...Oh and VERY few gurls REALLY like cars. They like the attention they get IN a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Originally posted by tubby Mystify God knows what friggin planet ur from but it sure aint venus did someone help u with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 everyone knows women require money and time, so.......women = time * money and as we know "time is money" time = money women = money * money = (money)² now we also know that money is the root of all evil let *_/~'* be "root of" money = _/evil' therefor, we know that women = (_/evil')² which means, women = evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by tubby Mystify God knows what friggin planet ur from but it sure aint venus ....meaning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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