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Originally posted by funks0ul

punjab's a state... that'd be like calling someone a stupid new york.. it'd be punjabi...

no one ever said rizzo was smart.

So he's stupid AND a limp dick.

And yet he elevates himself above all of us! The hipocrisy is Terrific :D

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Originally posted by funks0ul

damn, if you're going to insult someone using ethnicity and religion, i mean shit at least use it in the right context so the rest of us can laugh....

hindi's the language... you're trying to say hindu... damn...

punjab's a state... that'd be like calling someone a stupid new york.. it'd be punjabi...

He's probably using an old dictionary. Or maybe those pages are stuck together from him jerking his little pecker while reading his gay posts.

For the record, yes I do need to hit the treadmill (don't we all) but I DO NOT have man tits. And my GORGEOUS girlfried does not have horse teeth nor would she EVER PM a low life like you. And by the way, like I said before your shit is more repetative than John the stutterer in a timed spelling bee. Come up with something else better than man tits and horse teeth.

Thanks,

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Originally posted by funks0ul

damn, if you're going to insult someone using ethnicity and religion, i mean shit at least use it in the right context so the rest of us can laugh....

hindi's the language... you're trying to say hindu... damn...

punjab's a state... that'd be like calling someone a stupid new york.. it'd be punjabi...

Are you a punbabi? Are you a hindu?

I love how everyone here becomes a Magna Cum Laude recipient and files through the post with Mavis Beacon Teaches Spelling program running. I could give a flying wombat's shit nugget pie about the correct way to say Punjabi Hindi, Hundu Punhubu etc..I also dont remember mentioning "funks0ul" in any of the posts below so please refrain from stinking up my thread with your cock breath, and try to act like Dean Prichard on someone elses thread bitch.

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Originally posted by DarrellG

He's probably using an old dictionary. Or maybe those pages are stuck together from him jerking his little pecker while reading his gay posts.

For the record, yes I do need to hit the treadmill (don't we all) but I DO NOT have man tits. And my GORGEOUS girlfried does not have horse teeth nor would she EVER PM a low life like you. And by the way, like I said before your shit is more repetative than John the stutterer in a timed spelling bee. Come up with something else better than man tits and horse teeth.

Thanks,

DultG, as I've said before Its not my fault you graduated from some hick community college and cannot grasp simple words. I've never used a word that would need a dictionary to help define it, you gap tooth chode. As far as your Medusa face'd boyfriend, with chicklets as chompers, she's been dieing to go out with the ole Riz to Nobu and then Pangaea for a night of fun. She's tired of you taking her to the All-Star Cafe, and then Turtle Bay.

like I said before your shit is more repetative than John the stutterer in a timed spelling bee.

Come up with something else better than man tits and horse teeth.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

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Originally posted by rizzo

Are you a punbabi? Are you a hindu?

I love how everyone here becomes a Magna Cum Laude recipient and files through the post with Mavis Beacon Teaches Spelling program running. I could give a flying wombat's shit nugget pie about the correct way to say Punjabi Hindi, Hundu Punhubu etc..I also dont remember mentioning "funks0ul" in any of the posts below so please refrain from stinking up my thread with your cock breath, and try to act like Dean Prichard on someone elses thread bitch.

yeah i actually am hindu and punjabi... and that's not even why I said that shit... you trying to be entertaining or some shit out in your posts.. well damn, i'm trying to get entertained.. i'm just trying to help you out.. and do you really think i give a flying fuck about whether my name was previously mentioned in this thread or not? you stick your 2 cents in everywhere.. so how you even gonna mention anything?

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Originally posted by funks0ul

yeah i actually am hindu and punjabi... and that's not even why I said that shit... you trying to be entertaining or some shit out in your posts.. well damn, i'm trying to get entertained.. i'm just trying to help you out.. and do you really think i give a flying fuck about whether my name was previously mentioned in this thread or not? you stick your 2 cents in everywhere.. so how you even gonna mention anything?

I figured.. nobody else would give a shit as to how to properly spell PUNJABI. Nor would I waste my fucking time walking to my friend who sells me bananas and apples who get rotten in a day when he tells me they are fresh .... that bastard...and ask him the proper terminology. Im not here to entertain you. You want entertainment? Have a Quaalude, strap on a pair of your ruby sandals and break dance to Khaled. I dont need you leaving smegma scent stink trail following me around on every thread pointing out grammatical errors like Ronin.

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Originally posted by rizzo

I figured.. nobody else would give a shit as to how to properly spell PUNJABI. Nor would I waste my fucking time walking to my friend who sells me bananas and apples who get rotten in a day when he tells me they are fresh .... that bastard...and ask him the proper terminology. Im not here to entertain you. You want entertainment? Have a Quaalude, strap on a pair of your ruby sandals and break dance to Khaled. I dont need you leaving smegma scent stink trail following me around on every thread pointing out grammatical errors like Ronin.

damn, so all this time you've been doing this and being serious? wow...

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Originally posted by tastey

maybe you should all take a break and not take everything that is said on the INTERNET so god damn personal. rizzo is a funny guy and i enjoy reading his posts. what you guys try here is to copy him and make a satire of him, which ironically even honors him cause it is not even HALF as good and thought out as his rants. what kind of jokes are you pulling here? "you can´t get it up"?? how old are you. what a fucking LAME joke is that??

can´t you think of anything that is a little deeper, not on the surface? see, from what he posted it took no skill at all to make fun of it. it was so obvious that i wouldn´t have even cared to make fun of it, even if he´d asked me that face to face. there is no SKILL involved there, no challenge. thats why i consider rizzo to have a sense of humor. what you write here is just lame and not funny.

You have some brown stuff on your nose..

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Originally posted by rizzo

You have some cheap plastic shit in your tits..

actually its called silicon you idiot and they were not cheap.

Just because its called plastic surgery dosent mean that they really use plastic. I cant believe I just had to explain this.

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The 4 grand you probably shell'd out for a horrible pair of tits could have gone to other things on your body that would improve your image, not so you could spread eagle infront of stock brokers on 58th Street.

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Originally posted by rizzo

The 4 grand you probably shell'd out for a horrible pair of tits could have gone to other things on your body that would improve your image, not so you could spread eagle infront of stock brokers on 58th Street.

maybe she shoulda lent it to you so u can get a cock implant .. you know ? one that actually works :cool:
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All aboard the bandwagon train! I'll let you kiddies play the viagra thing out until you get tired of it. Once again who said I needed it for myself or my "limp dick"?.....

nina, just funny how you felt so bad about yourself to get those horrid titties just so you could make "good money" parting your piss flaps for every Gym teacher named Ted to glee at. Botox, Lipo, teeth bleaching should have been on your list before those airbag's.

oh and koky, your a 5"8 wannabe guido, greasy spicano, who tries too hard to fit in. Your like Bling, with a horrible makeover. Now bring your best momma joke, and your 114 pound frame drenched in Paco cologne so I can curbstomp your buck teeth.

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Originally posted by rizzo

DultG, as I've said before Its not my fault you graduated from some hick community college and cannot grasp simple words. I've never used a word that would need a dictionary to help define it, you gap tooth chode. As far as your Medusa face'd boyfriend, with chicklets as chompers, she's been dieing to go out with the ole Riz to Nobu and then Pangaea for a night of fun. She's tired of you taking her to the All-Star Cafe, and then Turtle Bay.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

wtf are u talking about??? your posts are meaningless, and make absolutely no sence what so ever, when u think of something good to say, then post, but other then that, go fuck yourself, oh and for my teeth, thank u but i think i have more of rabbit looking teeth, ehh whatever, get a life focker :blown:
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