dgmodel Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 drimmingv. Drunk instant-messaging. HITn. Homosexual-in-training. He may not know it yet, but everyone else does. lush flushn. The rosy hue one gets in her cheeks after a few too many glasses of wine. me-Janen. Someone who has obviously misused an animal print for some crucial part of her outfit. ("What is that me-Jane thinking with that giraffe-print tank top?") helicopter girl/boyfriend(n.) A significant other who finds it necessary to hover around his or her mate at all times. ("I'd love to come to girls' night, but my helicopter probably won't let me out of his sight.") smellibacy:A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene. (Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy.) tart fuel:Girlie drinks. e.g., cosmos, kirs, or anything that tastes like Kool-Aid. fifty-footer:Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ... Stray (n.): A heterosexual male who everyone secretly thinks is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 ...lmfao...those are perfect...i'll have to print and memorize later...lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 drimmingv. Drunk instant-messaging. everyone that does this always seems to misspell every frikkin word they type.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 lmao @ stray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 ...def know a few of these, esp. the helicopters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 id like to add "bottletalk" its any plans or decisions you make when youre drunk... and you clearly do not have to stick to them, because you were drunk... ie:piss drunk#1: "i always wanted to go mtn climbing.."piss drunk#2: "yeah me too"piss drunk#1: "tomorrow lets go, ill drive..."piss drunk#2: "omg for real?? ill go, lets go call me in the morning..."continue to speak about it all night,piss drunk#2: "its on for tomorrow, dont forget to call me in the morning... ITS ON~!"piss drunk#1: " we'll do it, its going to be rad~!"tell everyone in the bar theyre going mountain climbing the next day its going to be "sick~!"next day, neither wake up early, neither call each other, neither go... but its totally cool and understanble because it was all bottletalk... another one id like to add from my personal stash:pillowtalk: shit some guys say just to get a girl in bed... "i love you," "oh man i want to have kids with you" "i swear to GOD youre the one i want to marry" generally in a relationship, generally they dont mean it, and generally they get sex from it... another one:trouser browser: aka a homosexual... schweet: as in sweet... or awwwwww soooookie~! or niiiiiiiice~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 best bottle talk: Tony: yo Marko we got u a gyroJon: Yo dude u got an extra one can I have itMarko: Oh man thanx I got u on some tso-tso tomorrowSerg: oh word? i love the tso tso..put me downMarko: yeh come thru to the Aztec Room for some Tso TsoJon: yo tony can i have that extra gyroTony: yeah dude..his room is mad Aztec..there's like ax's and shields and shit on the wallSerg: aight cool so tomrrow its Tso Tso in the Aztec RoomJon: yo tony can i have that gyro?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 id like to add "bottletalk" its any plans or decisions you make when youre drunk... and you clearly do not have to stick to them, because you were drunk... ie:piss drunk#1: "i always wanted to go mtn climbing.."piss drunk#2: "yeah me too"piss drunk#1: "tomorrow lets go, ill drive..."piss drunk#2: "omg for real?? ill go, lets go call me in the morning..."continue to speak about it all night,piss drunk#2: "its on for tomorrow, dont forget to call me in the morning... ITS ON~!"piss drunk#1: " we'll do it, its going to be rad~!"tell everyone in the bar theyre going mountain climbing the next day its going to be "sick~!"next day, neither wake up early, neither call each other, neither go... but its totally cool and understanble because it was all bottletalk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 best bottle talk: Tony: yo Marko we got u a gyroJon: Yo dude u got an extra one can I have itMarko: Oh man thanx I got u on some tso-tso tomorrowSerg: oh word? i love the tso tso..put me downMarko: yeh come thru to the Aztec Room for some Tso TsoJon: yo tony can i have that extra gyroTony: yeah dude..his room is mad Aztec..there's like ax's and shields and shit on the wallSerg: aight cool so tomrrow its Tso Tso in the Aztec RoomJon: yo tony can i have that gyro?? there are sooooooooo many others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 best bottle talk: Tony: yo Marko we got u a gyroJon: Yo dude u got an extra one can I have itMarko: Oh man thanx I got u on some tso-tso tomorrowSerg: oh word? i love the tso tso..put me downMarko: yeh come thru to the Aztec Room for some Tso TsoJon: yo tony can i have that extra gyroTony: yeah dude..his room is mad Aztec..there's like ax's and shields and shit on the wallSerg: aight cool so tomrrow its Tso Tso in the Aztec RoomJon: yo tony can i have that gyro??lol, nobody had any tso tso in any room... and i dont think jon ever got any gyro that night... lol... there are sooooooooo many othersi think great adventure was one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 didnt we talk about our peasant fathers drunk too?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 lol, "its the name of the game..." "im in the wrong business..." "i love my dead gay son..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 tart fuel:Girlie drinks. e.g., cosmos, kirs, or anything that tastes like Kool-Aid. fifty-footer:Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ... Love these two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 smellibacy:A state of involuntary celibacy brought on by bad hygiene. (Jake has only himself to blame. His three-year dry spell is a clear case of smellibacy.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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