iamme Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 another cruel joke by God/the Big Guy/Whomever...everything is ok, just driving in your lane on the highway...then...oh shit, whats that..................crap, im going to sneeze.you try and hold it off for as long as you can...maybe you have the power to supress it?....hahahaha, no. you dont. you will only make it worse.so you grab the wheel tight with both hands, good old 3/9 o'clock positions....you center yourself in your lane, maybe even say a little prayer............then, here it comes.........crap, i hope i dont crash................still holding it off for as long as possibleyour eyes get slanty, even a little watery (this must be extra hard for asians).......it gets to the point where you have one eye completely shut and the other just peeking at the road.....hold iiiiiiiiiiit, hooooooold ittttttttttttt, HOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT..................then BAM! ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH.....the moment of truth (this sucks)...there's like a 1-2 second period where you have no idea what the hell is going on...you just hope you havent jerked the wheel! am i ok? oh shit..is this my lane??? did i side swipe anyone....oh crap, what if there's snot somewhere in my car?? maybe its on my pants and i dont know it!! i cant look, ill crash. you can never look down.....on my hands? no, good......shit....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 LMAO...i sneeze everyday while driving...its the most annoying thing cause i am sure oneday i am gonna crash due to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 lmao that is the worst feeling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 ah the disoriented sneeze! been there!Worse for me is my allergies! My eyes swell up with tears and I can't see a damn thing. Sometimes it is sooo bad that I have to pull off to the side of the highway just to wipe up my tears and refresh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 ...my friend never sneezes just once - he hits 7 or 8 in a row...idk how he survives these bouts while driving but he does... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 i usually sneeze into the passenger seat or just hold it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetie029 Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 I'm def. going to wind up sideswiping someone..I tend to swerve if I sneeze when I'm driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 i usually sneeze into the passenger seat or just hold it in.thanx for the warning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 16 Author Report Share Posted June 16 i usually sneeze into the passenger seat or just hold it in. what if youve got a passenger and you cant hold it in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 what if youve got a passenger and you cant hold it in then ya sneeze out the window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 16 Author Report Share Posted June 16 then ya sneeze out the window what if you're window is stuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 what if you're window is stuck? ida know, open ur shirt and sneeze down inside ur shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 16 Author Report Share Posted June 16 ida know, open ur shirt and sneeze down inside ur shirt youre going to cause an accident mr... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 eeew...sneeze down yur shirt...yucky!!!Might as well sneeze out the window then... cause you are already not looking silliy!And at least you won't be all snotted up j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 all right smartie pants, wat would u do, sneeze on ur steering wheel and dashboard? i havent heard a better answer yet, cept for holding it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 16 Author Report Share Posted June 16 all right smartie pants, wat would u do, sneeze on ur steering wheel and dashboard? i havent heard a better answer yet, cept for holding it in. lol, sneeze on the closed window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 this thread is cracking me up...years ago i used to sneeze on the steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield...then i realized as i got older that was nasty...so now i just sneeze in my hand and lick the snot off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 Sneezing is the best feeling.It's like...my favorite thing.It feels so good, ALMOST better than an orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 16 Author Report Share Posted June 16 this thread is cracking me up...years ago i used to sneeze on the steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield...then i realized as i got older that was nasty...so now i just sneeze in my hand and lick the snot off... weirdooooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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