christyne13 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 ...let's hear them. iamme 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 You know, I was discussing this very topic this weekend and I think I've come up with one that will easily get you 75% + hookup rate. Wanna hear it?3 simple words.................."I got coke". LOLOLOLOLOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 You know, I was discussing this very topic this weekend and I think I've come up with one that will easily get you 75% + hookup rate. Wanna hear it?3 simple words.................."I got coke". LOLOLOLOLOL.so true...lots of coke whores out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainpec Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Don't use em...Never have, never will. Just go straight up to them and be yourself... If you want to make a girl chuckle (or possibly slap you), try this one...{TAKE A QUARTER OUT OF YOUR POCKET} And proceed to ask her, "If I flip this quarter right now, what are the odds that I am getting head tonight?"{Yes, I know it smells like cheese now from that cheesy line} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniquetz007 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 "Hmmm I think I know from Somewhere .>!!!" Classic iamme 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fresinha12 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 well herez ma faviorite...if the girls got a nice booty....u approach her and ask her..."girl ur daddy a baker??" she would reply y? and u throw ur line...."cause u got some fine hot buns""Hmmm I think I know from Somewhere .>!!!" Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 "i would love to fuck you with one sock on, so i could have something to wipe my prick off..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboywarrior Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 girl your so fine, i could put you on a plate and sop you up wit a biscuit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 "oh shit oh shit... i can´t believe this just happened!!! i need your help. would you go over that guy and tell him i crashed his car? and tell him "myname" is very sorry and to please not hurt me!!!!"the other guy of course is your wingman. after explaining her what happened (she won´t believe you at first), you make a small scene, forgive each other and bravo... women love being sucked into drama the coke one would also tooootally work. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fresinha12 Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 Oh y'all got to hear this one...me and ma boyz were chillin down in miami, and we are walking down on collins ave near south beach, so we are walking along,when ma bro all of a sudden goes over to this hot mamasita in a convertible stopped at a traffic light and asks her if she could help him out with directions, he said he was lost, the girl replied back "sure where u heading?" and he goes "I am trying to go to where u live".....lol...the girl actually drove him around in her converitble down to south beach.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillinger Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Wanna go halves on a bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillinger Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Wanna go halves on a bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
incredulous Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Never used this, but i think its the best one.....go up to a girl and ask.....do you want to go have sex and some pizza???if she says yes, then COOL. but obviously she will say NOOOOOO(prob with a mean look on her face) and then you say WHAT, you dont like pizza??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 ...let's hear them."hello... my name is marko..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Schwartz Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 wanna fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortyflirtn24 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Here is a lil insight for you guys out there...girls love it when a guy can make them laugh, flatter them, and be themselves...some guys can actually pull it off....thats the best part about pick up lines if you use the right ones and say them right they work.....but if you want to get corny with it...then my friend and i were walking along the beach last summer and spotted this really hot lifegaurd and came up with...... I think i need mouth to mouth resucitation(sp?) because you take my breath away and i need to be saved....but honestly if a guy just made me laugh and i could tell he was a cool guy i would give him a chance...but walk up to me and say "wanna fuck?" please i would walk away and look at you like you were an idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfqtipie Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 "How do you feel about tossin' salad?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christyne13 Posted June 22 Author Report Share Posted June 22 wanna fuck?I knew this one was coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fresinha12 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Oh, I can make u laugh and much more..... Here is a lil insight for you guys out there...girls love it when a guy can make them laugh, flatter them, and be themselves...some guys can actually pull it off....thats the best part about pick up lines if you use the right ones and say them right they work.....but if you want to get corny with it...then my friend and i were walking along the beach last summer and spotted this really hot lifegaurd and came up with...... I think i need mouth to mouth resucitation(sp?) because you take my breath away and i need to be saved....but honestly if a guy just made me laugh and i could tell he was a cool guy i would give him a chance...but walk up to me and say "wanna fuck?" please i would walk away and look at you like you were an idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ou812 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Here is a lil insight for you guys out there...girls love it when a guy can make them laugh, flatter them, and be themselves...some guys can actually pull it off....thats the best part about pick up lines if you use the right ones and say them right they work.....but if you want to get corny with it...then my friend and i were walking along the beach last summer and spotted this really hot lifegaurd and came up with...... I think i need mouth to mouth resucitation(sp?) because you take my breath away and i need to be saved....but honestly if a guy just made me laugh and i could tell he was a cool guy i would give him a chance...but walk up to me and say "wanna fuck?" please i would walk away and look at you like you were an idiot!This may all be true.................but if he's got coke to share then it's a sure thing, no need to go through that whole song and dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Make a "come over here" motion with your right index finger.When she comes over, say "If I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniquetz007 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 This may all be true.................but if he's got coke to share then it's a sure thing, no need to go through that whole song and dance.Are you a Coke head??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ou812 Posted June 22 Report Share Posted June 22 Are you a Coke head??!Nope...............but I'm considering toting some around to increase my hookup percentages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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