djshitboy Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 Non-collar poppers gross me out. Only the proletariat don't pop their respective collars. Do any of you even own a pastel lacoste anniversary edition (silver crocodile)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Is anyone else in here up in arms that Puff Daddy corrected Vince Vaughn in "Made" that Strega is an aperitif instead of a digestif, which Vaughn accurately pointed out? What the fuck! Should have expected it from someone who thinks Cristal is the best champagne around.This reminds me, I hate poor people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Oh Christ, I saw the shitiest plebian today in the bookstore, with cheap sandals on, crappy cargo shorts, and a fucking popped collar with his frayed, washed-out ocean green polo (not fitted, mind you)....I want to give him credit, but then I realized that he is probably on at least some sort of student aid, so I bad mouthed him instead. Besides, his sunglasses were soooooo cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Lacoste, color code CAB (bright felt green), size 3, collar up should be worn today. Please write to this thread when you can be appreciated by another reader who isnt fucking poor.Collars up, gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awd20t Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 this thread is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 As I was waiting for the train this morning sporting a Burberry polo (collar at half-mast, of course, can you imagine it any other way?) I see a Black man with his collar popped. Now, I am not a racist, however, I don't think it befits Afro-Americans. What do my fellow collar poppers have to say of this?Please, poor people needn't reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 I'm just going to definitely assume nobody on this board owns one fucking tenth of the ralph lauren purple label polos that I do. Which reminds me, poor people should croak promptly.Post Script: Lacoste pastel color code VAB (Anniversary edition; what else?) shall be at half-mast tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Swooping in to save the site for true collar poppers,DJSHITBOY OUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Have any of you even popped the double collar?Yeah, I didn't think so, either.You useless piece of filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Evidently there aren't many true collar poppers on this forum. Therefore, you are probably poor. I may be at Surf Club on Sunday. However, if you're not wearing a pastel pink or purple Polo (collar must be flicked) then please stay away from me.Ralph Lauren Purple Label is the only reason to live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 "Around here we poppin collahs, around here we gettin dollahsEvery girl I see that looks right, like me I gotta holla" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted June 29 Author Report Share Posted June 29 ...Swooping back from my sailboat to keep this thread aliveDid I yet write on this board that I got the best Dirk Bikkembergs jacket in NYC? Only four such jackets have been made. It's really nice, but non collar poppers wouldn't know anything about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disk-ofreak Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 just a thought from the middle class,brad p and jen a , have how much money? have u seen they way they dress in public?$300 pair of cargo shorts that look just as raggedy and gross as $20 pair btw.......are u gay?(seriously)who cares about what u wear and how expensive it is,or what some jackoff in a fuckin bookstore is wearing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted June 30 Report Share Posted June 30 Please come down to Miami where we dont know about dressing style and you can be our KING!!!!!PLEASE????? OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEEE??? I dont know whut I'll do with myself if I dont know how to dress like you!!!I wont get hot, wet, young bitches to gimme blow jobs because my dong sticks out like a tennis ball rubbing against my loose pants!!! What do i do?? WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Burberryare you a 60 year old woman from england? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 just a thought from the middle class,brad p and jen a , have how much money? have u seen they way they dress in public?$300 pair of cargo shorts that look just as raggedy and gross as $20 pair btw.......are u gay?(seriously)who cares about what u wear and how expensive it is,or what some jackoff in a fuckin bookstore is wearingMaybe, at some point, you had something intelligent to say but somewhere in the nerves between your brain and your hands it turned into non-sensical bullshit. You sound like a moron. Your ability (or lack of) to get across a point suggests you have english skills worse than that of Manuel (one of the help). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 Please come down to Miami where we dont know about dressing style and you can be our KING!!!!!PLEASE????? OH PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEEE??? I dont know whut I'll do with myself if I dont know how to dress like you!!!I wont get hot, wet, young bitches to gimme blow jobs because my dong sticks out like a tennis ball rubbing against my loose pants!!! What do i do?? WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO???? Listen, shut your fucking mouth, you filthy frogfuck.If you ever raise any valid points or drop some real knowledge, I will address it.This reminds me, I hate fat people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Don't drop the bomb!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 are you a 60 year old woman from england?Please do tell me where you went to school as I'd like to write them a letter reprimanding them for your lack of logistic skills. There is no limit on my Amex Centurion card nor the amount of semen that you can ingest.btw, some of you people might as well be typing in fucking mystical Pai Mei Cantonese, as I can not understand, you illiterate pieces of filth. =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 should I reach 10,000? Dilemma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 should I reach 10,000? Dilemma Nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Please do tell me where you went to school as I'd like to write them a letter reprimanding them for your lack of logistic skills. There is no limit on my Amex Centurion card nor the amount of semen that you can ingest.btw, some of you people might as well be typing in fucking mystical Pai Mei Cantonese, as I can not understand, you illiterate pieces of filth. =]oh yay.. if you really had cash you would have no desire to come on a messageboard and let us know, b.c no one here cares, if you continue you will probably get shit on by everyone once you hit 'submit reply' then end. never post again. mute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 oh yay.. if you really had cash you would have no desire to come on a messageboard and let us know, b.c no one here cares, if you continue you will probably get shit on by everyone once you hit 'submit reply' then end. never post again. muteI dismiss your plebian banter as more jealous rage.Where did I say I had money? I just don't respect it. I throw away whatever money I get my hands on, you ugly bitchmade motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbooom Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 you ugly bitchmade motherfucker.I dismiss your plebian banter as more jealous rage.see me tough guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djshitboy Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 I'm not sure if any of these are even insults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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