iamsamurai Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 dearest trista and ryan, you're happy....we fucking get it....but guess what...the show is over...actually BOTH of your televised events have COME TO AN END...now get the fuck off our magazines.....frankly....u annoy me to the point of anger...whos trista n ryan?Dear Nick n Jessicawhen is your sex video coming out?Alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Michael Jackson,I plan to go ahead with my afforementioned lawsuit. U know..the one involving u, me, and LaToya. Dude i was 8...how could U? I've gotten over the whole me and u thing, but LaToya? I'll never get over that..i was 8 man!! 8!! u robbed me of my innocence..Go Fuck Bubbles, Serg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Michael Jackson,I plan to go ahead with my afforementioned lawsuit. U know..the one involving u, me, and LaToya. Dude i was 8...how could U? I've gotten over the whole me and u thing, but LaToya? I'll never get over that..i was 8 man!! 8!! u robbed me of my innocence..Go Fuck Bubbles, Serg spreading written proof of events Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 dear omarosa... u r ugly as sin...actually ...u look like mr ed.....please send me money to buy a new tv because u were just on the screen and i managed to put my foot through it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 ooh before i 4getDear Barbara Streisand and Bette Midler, I know ur really one person, sorta like Jacko and Janet. Sincerely, Serg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 kate,pls write me a detailed explanation on WHY exactly you find your husband remotely attractive. it is a widespread mystery.thanks in advance,a confused fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 kate,pls write me a detailed explanation on WHY exactly you find your husband remotely attractive. it is a widespread mystery.thanks in advance,a confused fanhudson or beckinsale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Hudson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Alica Keys & Britney" DR ZIZMORE " Dont thank me, thank him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 lol so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 and to add..Dear Alicia Keys,I won't even begin to discuss the fact that i know damn well ur last name isn't keys...i mean..come on..piano..keys..come on. But since we're on the topic of pianos..there is no way in hell u play classical piano with such proficiency and yet continue to retain ur hoodrock thuggish ruggish accent. No..i refuse to believe it...NO..False...Drop the act.Signing off,method man Mystify 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Victor Webster Take me, I'm yours! Love,Wendy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 dear jaimie... u r hot as hell...kid rock looks like a used gym sock........please seek help.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Dear OJ, How does it feel to be able to kill your wife and get away with it.Yours TrulyMe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Dear Bill Gates, I am writing you because I believe that you are my true father. I was born 26 years ago into a nice family. But I believe there was a mistake at the hospital. I hope you recieve this message before you die. Sincerely trying to get into your willScott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Dear Kelly Osbourne, STOP SINGINGSincerely Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Dear Kobe, Your wife is HOT. Your a fool. I am sitting here wondering if your wife is with you for the money. Or because she truly believes that you love her.PS - Cumming on that girls face. Was it worth the $4,000,000 you spend on your wifes ring?Your Biggest FanScott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Dear Bill Clinton, Did Monica Swallow?Sincerely Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elementx Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Dear Monica, He was the President of the United States. He was Married and has a Daughter. Do you actually believe the relationship had more meaning that just a daily under the desk blowjob. Very Truly YoursScott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 29 Author Report Share Posted June 29 omg did u like come home and go crazy! .....5am posting BINGE! loldear howard stern, u fucking ROOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3MEEEE Mystify 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Dear DJ Cut,The Traffic Jam is like no other. You make my mornings happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 29 Author Report Share Posted June 29 dear harry and sally, thanks for meeting....cause i love this motherfucking movie....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 LOVE that movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 29 Author Report Share Posted June 29 i am currently watching it!...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 29 Report Share Posted June 29 Dear Courtney Love,Kill yourself. Thanks,The Entire World Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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