kutekimee Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 lol, does ur toe have a name?It's name is "The Finger" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 i bet that's Alan's best friend, LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 I sleep like the dead. If there's a fire in my apt. I would burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 My brother chopped my 2nd toe with an axe on accident when i was in 8th grade.....and yes, i still have the toe - it had to be sown (sp?) on.... 1. why did your bro have an axe?2. how do u accidentally chop off a toe?3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kutekimee Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 My brother chopped my 2nd toe with an axe on accident when i was in 8th grade.....and yes, i still have the toe - it had to be sown (sp?) on....ewww...kinda gross...good story to tell the kids though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 lol, me2 but lately i have been wakin up when i hear something I sleep like the dead. If there's a fire in my apt. I would burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kutekimee Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 1. why did your bro have an axe?2. how do u accidentally chop off a toe?3. yeah, i wanna know too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kutekimee Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 i bet that's Alan's best friend, LOLThe Finger? dunno about it being his best friend but he does get a kick outa seeing it...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 no really he is horrible, i can shake him yank him hit him yell in his face and roll him off the couch and he still sleeps like nothing happened , he had me so scared one time i thought he was dead and seriously had to see if he was breathing, i was like OMG! please dont be deadlol, me2 but lately i have been wakin up when i hear something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 damn mama u almost killed him after sex, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 lol, this is after not even doing anything, just falling asleep watchin a movie or somethingdamn mama u almost killed him after sex, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 lol, thats crazy........normally my bf's dog is like that, lol......one time he was just starin at the wall when i came in to the living room after like 3 mins he noticed i was there....lol SuGaRNSpIcE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 lol, thats funnylol, thats crazy........normally my bf's dog is like that, lol......one time he was just starin at the wall when i came in to the living room after like 3 mins he noticed i was there....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 1. why did your bro have an axe?2. how do u accidentally chop off a toe?3. Well, to clarify - its the toe next to my pinkie toe.... Anyways, we had a bon-fire going on in the back yard with me, Larry (my bro) and his buddy Paul... we had the gas out just dickin' around like teens do. I dipped a rag in the gas can and had it on fire flingin' it around.. well Larry told me to put it down - so I did - however i went to stomp on it and he decided to chop it in half... when it first happened, i didn't even feel it for like 5 minutes.. but then my foot kinda stung so i looked down and pulled my navy nike shoe off the front of my foot and was like uttt ohhhhh.... then i could see my sock was bloody and my toe was like hanging there. I'm a sick person cuz I laughed about it - then he ran me up to the house and was freaking out cuz he thought my dad would kill him. Anyway, i was rushed to the hospital where they had to sew it back on. It severed the nerve endings so i don't have feeling in it.. If the axe would have hit my pinkie toe, i would have lost the toe.. and therefore killed my brother for making me a mutant.When i got home and the pain started, i crawled into my brothers room and punched him in the face SuGaRNSpIcE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 omg thats crazyWell, to clarify - its the toe next to my pinkie toe.... Anyways, we had a bon-fire going on in the back yard with me, Larry (my bro) and his buddy Paul... we had the gas out just dickin' around like teens do. I dipped a rag in the gas can and had it on fire flingin' it around.. well Larry told me to put it down - so I did - however i went to stomp on it and he decided to chop it in half... when it first happened, i didn't even feel it for like 5 minutes.. but then my foot kinda stung so i looked down and pulled my navy nike shoe off the front of my foot and was like uttt ohhhhh.... then i could see my sock was bloody and my toe was like hanging there. I'm a sick person cuz I laughed about it - then he ran me up to the house and was freaking out cuz he thought my dad would kill him. Anyway, i was rushed to the hospital where they had to sew it back on. It severed the nerve endings so i don't have feeling in it.. If the axe would have hit my pinkie toe, i would have lost the toe.. and therefore killed my brother for making me a mutant.When i got home and the pain started, i crawled into my brothers room and punched him in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 When i got home and the pain started, i crawled into my brothers room and punched him in the face LMAO!!!! Atta girl!!!Keep it gangsta!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 lolahotass: LMAO......LMAO SuGaRNSpIcE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kutekimee Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 When i got home and the pain started, i crawled into my brothers room and punched him in the face LOLOL.... Omg, that was so funny... nomembername 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 I used to eat paste in elementary school. Shit tasted good yo. The teacher used to ask, "Ok, who wants to collect the paste?" And I'd be like, "OooH, Oooh, MEeeE!!!"LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 i like to crack mystify's fingers and toes (and she loves it)I do not like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpdaddy Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 I have a weird sleep ritual... I have to eat something (even if it's just a slice of bread) or I cant fall asleep.... no matter how much weed i smoke.... Unless I take a xanax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 i did too , but i think all kids eat paste, maybe that explains alot of things nowI used to eat paste in elementary school. Shit tasted good yo. The teacher used to ask, "Ok, who wants to collect the paste?" And I'd be like, "OooH, Oooh, MEeeE!!!"LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 i cant relax unless i know where the remote for the tv is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solbeam Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 I watch tv and listen to music at the same time...Im sure there are other things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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