i3itch Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 At first I was afraid, I was petrifiedWhen you said you had 10 inches..Lord I almost died!But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that longThat I grew strong & I knew that I could take you on...But there you are...Another lie...I was ready for a big mac & You've bought me a french fry!I should have known that it was bullshit...Just a sad, pathetic dreamShould have known there was no anacondaLurking in those jeans!Go on now go... Walk out the door...Don't you promise me 10 inches...Then only turn up with 4!Weren't you a brat to think that I wouldn't rat?Don't you know we're only jokingWhen we say size doesn't count?I Will SurviveI Will SurviveCuz as long as I have batteriesMy sex life's gonna thrive!It took all my self control not to laugh out loudWhen I saw your lil weiner..Standing tall and proudBut to hell with all your egosAnd to hell with all your needsNow I'm saving all my lovin' For a cordless multispeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 please delete thread!thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 please delete thread!thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindfaqd Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 that was funny hahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 did you come up with that yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 did you come up with that yourself?nah i got it in an e-mail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 nah i got it in an e-mailit was a rhetoric question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted September 22 Author Report Share Posted September 22 it was a rhetoric question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 I was thinking the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 i thought it was cute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted September 22 Report Share Posted September 22 its purty funny lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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