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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains


stogiey2k2

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A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman,

"I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. The salesman assured her

that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several

patterns, but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing..

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman asked what

size curtains she needed. The blond replies "fifteen inches" "Fifteen

inches???" Asked the salesman."That sounds very small, what room are

they for?" The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for

her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "but, Miss,

computers do not have curtains!" The blond says,

"Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows

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