digitalphoenix Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch." But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize!" The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads ....**(oh yeah...you gonna love this, fewl)...."W I N A B A G E L" : raincry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 i could hardly contain myself here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdamon7278 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 -red bull!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jeffy1 Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 hit me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 OK! Here goes!!!!A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 i resemble that statement!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says:"Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 i see a rabbit in the moon...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaksrus Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 OK! Here goes!!!!A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!"thats a stupid joke told by an asshole ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 thats a stupid joke told by an asshole ...I remember when I first heard it heard it from you. No need to remind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 i see a rabbit in the moon...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 blonde bunnies are cute...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads."You can't land on the sun, you vidiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know..." "We're going at night!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 blondie coming through.....lalalalalalalalala :bounce: i'm in an obnoxious mood right now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 You're just antsy 'cause it's almost time to go home!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 You're just antsy 'cause it's almost time to go home!!you got THAT right..........but now........it's back to work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 4 Author Report Share Posted March 4 you got THAT right..........but now........it's back to work I'm back too....but not neccesarily working! How about a drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 I'm back too....but not neccesarily working! How about a drink? \mmmmmm......now you're speaking my language....... :bounce: <-----i these guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bebebootay Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmmaaayyyy Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 Timmmaaayyyy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 \ :bounce: <-----i these guysThey're sneaky bastards....I've known them to place mirrors on their shoes to look up at reflections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 They're sneaky bastards....I've known them to place mirrors on their shoes to look up at reflections.haha......nice....those are even better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted May 9 Author Report Share Posted May 9 Why did the blond stand in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?She wanted to see what she looked like asleep. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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