lafemcaliente Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 during sex.it's been a while for me, so i'll go old skool with this one.. i was in a department store with a boyfriend when i was younger, and i was in a dressing room trying something on. he came in and one thing led to another, you know the drill..so while we're doin' it, some random bitch comes in the dressing room next to us, and there was a space at the bottom so you could see who was next to you if you were so inclined, lol.. we stop for two seconds, and as soon as the chick walked in the dressing room, she let this obscene monster fart rip, then she walked out. we were laughing so hard we could barely put our clothes back on and get the eff outta there. emjay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 during sex.it's been a while for me, so i'll go old skool with this one.. i was in a department store with a boyfriend when i was younger, and i was in a dressing room trying something on. he came in and one thing led to another, you know the drill..so while we're doin' it, some random bitch comes in the dressing room next to us, and there was a space at the bottom so you could see who was next to you if you were so inclined, lol.. we stop for two seconds, and as soon as the chick walked in the dressing room, she let this obscene monster fart rip, then she walked out. we were laughing so hard we could barely put our clothes back on and get the eff outta there.ROTFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOOO ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 i think my funniest was prolly when the guy smashed his face off the wall behind me. that and everytime he put it in....um yeah. oh yeah and he fell off the bed during sex.....this was all in the same night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanyalover Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 The bed broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 I thought you were gonna say "while at the club this weekend" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 i was banging this girl in my car...and we went to a new position and i got a charlie horse...it hurt so much but i kept on going and my cramp got worse and worse...she thought it was really good sex...but i was in alot of fucking pain...lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 bangin this chick up the poopa and she shit all over the place...I mean like that really, really wet type of diarrhea shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 im sorry but i have never tried anal as of yet... and i am petrified of having that happen to me!! wtf do u do cuz u cant control that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 im sorry but i have never tried anal as of yet... and i am petrified of having that happen to me!! wtf do u do cuz u cant control that... we actually just kept going and rolled around in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticRain Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 Lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceviper2004 Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 I think, the funniest thing that ever happened during sex, was the time one of my ex-girlfriends were going at it. It started out, we had dinner, enchiladas. Well, afterwards, we got hot and heavy. She got on top and was riding me hard, suddenly I felt a vibration on my cock. She farted, and it stunk so bad, we ended up sleeping in the living room. I couldn't stop laughing, and she was beet red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 bangin this chick up the poopa and she shit all over the place...I mean like that really, really wet type of diarrhea shit Same thing happened to me - only a bit more details to follow...So I was banin' this girl in the ass on the living room floor of my dad's house and she started a slight leak. It was quite nasty but I finished anyway, cause I'm a guy and I'm all about bustin' a nut. Afterwards, I went to take a shower and clean up and then she followed in and cleaned up too. after the showers, we were sitting on the couch watching tv and kind of just hangin' out. My dad walked in and walked all the way around the house and then came back in the living room and said, "you smell that?" I said, "smell what?" the he replied, "you smell that shit?! I think the damn septic tank is backed up again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 during sex.it's been a while for me, so i'll go old skool with this one.. i was in a department store with a boyfriend when i was younger, and i was in a dressing room trying something on. he came in and one thing led to another, you know the drill..so while we're doin' it, some random bitch comes in the dressing room next to us, and there was a space at the bottom so you could see who was next to you if you were so inclined, lol.. we stop for two seconds, and as soon as the chick walked in the dressing room, she let this obscene monster fart rip, then she walked out. we were laughing so hard we could barely put our clothes back on and get the eff outta there.waiiiit a min! u told me girls don't fart!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 I thought you were gonna say "while at the club this weekend"why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i3itch Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 i think i mentioned it before... doing it doggie style once, got spanked too hard and fell off the bed sideways.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 i think i mentioned it before... doing it doggie style once, got spanked too hard and fell off the bed sideways.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearlesss Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 I have a 4 post wooden bed ( really nice, ) and it's got a nice clearence between the floor and the bed(14to 18 in.) and there were 3 (now there's 2 ) wood support bars and we were going at hot and heavy and the next thing you know it's like we were free falling. The bars slipped off the rail and the box spring and mattress fell through. it was kinda of. now before there's a fat jokes I 'm only 165 and 5'10 and she was 125 and 5'7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 she was 125 and 5'7so you're into BIG girls, huh?...that's cool, fat girls need lovin too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lafemcaliente Posted November 18 Author Report Share Posted November 18 waiiiit a min! u told me girls don't fart!!they dont, unless they arent pretty..then it's a whole new ball game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 i think i mentioned it before... doing it doggie style once, got spanked too hard and fell off the bed sideways....That doesn't sound like a slap, more like someone threw a hook at you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 we actually just kept going and rolled around in itWhen you bragged to your buddies that you fucked the shit outta her, you weren't kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 they dont, unless they arent pretty..then it's a whole new ball game.ohhhhhh ok so now when I look at a ugly bitch I will know she has a stinky ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortkat5 Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 ohhhhhh ok so now when I look at a ugly bitch I will know she has a stinky assi think what she meant is, like my mom always told me, ladies don't fart they pass gas...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 i think what she meant is, like my mom always told me, ladies don't fart they pass gas......naaa women just poot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanyalover Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 pffft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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