guest00901 Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 CAKE OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.... DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticRain Posted November 18 Report Share Posted November 18 That's old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 That's old.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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djjoshuacarl1 Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 "you there... cake or death" -E Izzard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted November 19 Author Report Share Posted November 19 "you there... cake or death" -E Izzard I love that guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 That's old. X 1000000000 because its you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fouroneone Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 X 1000000000 because its you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djjoshuacarl1 Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 I love that guyhe was just here (boston) last night doin a free show and I missed it to go listen to house music... what am ass I am.so, its back to the dvd...and Jeff, god of biscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 sexxybabyd vs. mysticrain in a comedy battle for the ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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