nSyNcBaBy Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 Happy Friday!>>>MASTERCARD wedding>>You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent>wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local>newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with>about 300 guests.>>After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with>a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone>for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their>wedding.>He>especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his>new>father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his>deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift>just from him.>>So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the>wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to>everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila>envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best>man.>>The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a>private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just>watching>the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best>man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said,>"F---you!".>Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He>had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most>people>would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about>the>affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were>wrong.>>His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300>guest>wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best>man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.>This guy has balls the size of church bells.>>Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of>this?>>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and>friends................$32,000.>>Wedding photographs commemorating the>occasion.................................$ 3,000.>>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in>Maui.............................$ 8,500.>>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride>humping the best man..........Priceless.>>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's>MASTERCARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highmay Posted December 17 Report Share Posted December 17 wow!!! good man!! hahahah thats awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted December 17 Author Report Share Posted December 17 lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortkat5 Posted December 18 Report Share Posted December 18 hahaha love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladyshady Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 lol smart guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 then the bride & the best man got married and lived happily ever after! LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djuno Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Fucking Priceless!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubrat88 Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 urban legend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranzwhore Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 urban legend...tru - no guy is smart enuff to put that shit together...now a chic - maybe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 still seems to me that the groom is the one who looks like a dumbshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gio660 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 sounds like alot of work just for friendds and family... you could tell one person and they would all find out anyway... he should have the gone and fucked some of her bridesmaides instead of makin it known... then they could have been even... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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