philippio Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 You know you want his mother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 I Still Fucked Her Friend From Far Rockaway Bitch !!!!! first of all i don't live anywhere near that area or know anyone around there....secondly, ANY friend of mine wouldn't let somone like you anywhere near them so keep having those wet dreams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 first of all i don't live anywhere near that area or know anyone around there....secondly, ANY friend of mine wouldn't let somone like you anywhere near them so keep having those wet dreams I know someone who wants drama to unfold before his/her very eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 no thanks, i have my own big, beautiful cock at home. good luck with the search for some pussy.Th` cock at home be attached t` a proper man I hope, fer yer sake lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 the only thing you are good for is goo slabbing Arrrr, "goo slabbing". That be a funny word. A pint of grog to you, fair maiden, for being so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Th` cock at home be attached t` a proper man I hope, fer yer sake lass. of course.....i won't have it any other way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 I know someone who wants drama to unfold before his/her very eyes! who cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 of course.....i won't have it any other way Nonetheless, I think ye be a sign o' th' sea gods that me days o' cryin' in th' rain be soon t' be over. From seein' yer image depiction me crotch cannon be standin' up at a higher angle than before. I invite ye t' come aboard me ship an' dine wi' me, an' share a cup o' grog or a pitcher or two. We could dance a bit, ye an' me, though I be havin' just one leg an' a wooden leg fer th' other, we can do me own dance called th' Peg Stomp Boogie. What do ya say, lass? Ye an' me can make beautiful music together.An' then we`d be havin' hot an' steamy sex fer all th' night long, bare assed under a full moon. Ye shant be turnin' that offer down smartly, fine maiden, fer I be a passionate man an' a sexy beast who will aim t' please ye without end or tire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 What say you, Raincry? Make an old salt happy. raincry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakadon4u Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 Raincry Has A Dried Up Stinkin Wet Cunt, I Dont Know Why She Says She Has A Man. Shes Lying. Her And Her Crew Are A Bucnch Of Slutty Bitches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakadon4u Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 Raincry Has A Dried Up Stinkin Wet Cunt, I Dont Know Why She Says She Has A Man. Shes Lying. Her And Her Crew Are A Bucnch Of Slutty Bitches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakadon4u Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 Raincry Has A Dried Up Stinkin Wet Cunt, I Dont Know Why She Says She Has A Man. Shes Lying. Her And Her Crew Are A Bucnch Of Slutty Bitches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakadon4u Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 Raincry Has A Dried Up Stinkin Wet Cunt, I Dont Know Why She Says She Has A Man. Shes Lying. Her And Her Crew Are A Bucnch Of Slutty Bitches... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disk-ofreak Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 who the fuck is captin booty captainbooty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Raincry Has A Dried Up Stinkin Wet Cunt, I Dont Know Why She Says She Has A Man. Shes Lying. Her And Her Crew Are A Bucnch Of Slutty Bitches... dried up and wet?? makes a lot of sense. as for the rest.....it just shows you what you know about me.......nada!!!!g'day harlem scum captainbooty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Raincry Has A Dried Up Stinkin Wet Cunt, I Dont Know Why She Says She Has A Man. Shes Lying. Her And Her Crew Are A Bucnch Of Slutty Bitches...If it is dried up, how can it be wet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Nonetheless, I think ye be a sign o' th' sea gods that me days o' cryin' in th' rain be soon t' be over. From seein' yer image depiction me crotch cannon be standin' up at a higher angle than before. I invite ye t' come aboard me ship an' dine wi' me, an' share a cup o' grog or a pitcher or two. We could dance a bit, ye an' me, though I be havin' just one leg an' a wooden leg fer th' other, we can do me own dance called th' Peg Stomp Boogie. What do ya say, lass? Ye an' me can make beautiful music together.An' then we`d be havin' hot an' steamy sex fer all th' night long, bare assed under a full moon. Ye shant be turnin' that offer down smartly, fine maiden, fer I be a passionate man an' a sexy beast who will aim t' please ye without end or tire. i'm flattered......but while your offer is very tempting i must decline. philippio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Nonetheless, I think ye be a sign o' th' sea gods that me days o' cryin' in th' rain be soon t' be over. From seein' yer image depiction me crotch cannon be standin' up at a higher angle than before. I invite ye t' come aboard me ship an' dine wi' me, an' share a cup o' grog or a pitcher or two. We could dance a bit, ye an' me, though I be havin' just one leg an' a wooden leg fer th' other, we can do me own dance called th' Peg Stomp Boogie. What do ya say, lass? Ye an' me can make beautiful music together.An' then we`d be havin' hot an' steamy sex fer all th' night long, bare assed under a full moon. Ye shant be turnin' that offer down smartly, fine maiden, fer I be a passionate man an' a sexy beast who will aim t' please ye without end or tire.Does your patch cover your left eye or your right one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 i'm flattered......but while your offer is very tempting i must decline.Aye, avast I understand. But keep me in mind me dear, an' don`t despise me because ye know me t' be a scallywag. I`ll be here fer ye if an' when ye be ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Aye, avast I understand. But keep me in mind me dear, an' don`t despise me because ye know me t' be a scallywag. I`ll be here fer ye if an' when ye be ready.Hey Cap'n Crunch... what's your parrot's name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Does your patch cover your left eye or your right one? Me port (that be "left" for ya landlubbers) eye, leavin' th' starboard (the right) eye as th' only one left. Strange, isn`t it, that me left eye be gone an' me right eye be left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Hey Cap'n Crunch... what's your parrot's name? Tis funny t' meet ya laddie, fer me parrot`s name be Philippio too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Tis funny t' meet ya laddie, fer me parrot`s name be Philipio too.Hardee harr harr! What're koinkidink 'ere, aye Cap'n? captainbooty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
columbo09 Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Knew a detective with a cockatoo, once. I wonder if your parrot and his cockatoo flew together in the same jungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Arrrr, git outta me way, yu sloppy landlubber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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