philippio Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Aye there, matey! Harr harr Hopes yer get lots o' treasures to chock yer galley on yer birthday, cap'n! raincry 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 leave it to you to fuck everything up and make him unfunny! philippio 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 happy bithday cap..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakadon4u Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Happy Birthday Fuck Nose !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 leave it to you to fuck everything up and make him unfunny! YOU FUCKED MY MOTHER TO REGGAE MUSIC!!!!!???YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU KNOW SHE PREFERS JAZZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Aye there, matey! Harr harr Hopes yer get lots o' treasures to chock yer galley on yer birthday, cap'n! Arrr, than ye laddie. I`ll find out tonight what me mates an' me wenches be havin' gotten fer me. I`ve aquired lots o' booty in me career, but me birthday gifts be always a worthy surprise. I hope yer sister be up an' about fer partyin' wi' me tonight. Always fun t' chill wi', that wench be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 leave it to you to fuck everything up and make him unfunny! Arrrr, nay worries, matey. I be havin' th' skills t' overcome e'en th' unfunny among us. But still I like his greetin' an' well wishes. A nice lad he be, though his avatar be remindin' me o' th' evil clay gods o' Carnigus Isles, where I lost me leg t' a booby trapped booty chest. Or was that Canary Island? I can ne'er remember, what wi' th' amount o' grog I`ve downed in me travels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 happy bithday cap..... Thank ye kindly, lady Rachel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Thank ye kindly, lady Rachel. how'd you know my name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disk-ofreak Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 ... A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.""Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?"Well,", replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.""Incredible!" remarked the seaman."How did you get the eye-patch"?"A seagull crapped in my eye," replied the pirate."You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously."Well,", said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakadon4u Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Ah Disco -fuck U Found Your Way Her Huh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 how'd you know my name?Yer name be Rachel? I was talkin t' yer tits ye know. I named th' one on yer port side Rachel. Th' other one be named Betsy. I love Rachel an' Betsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 ... A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.""Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?"Well,", replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.""Incredible!" remarked the seaman."How did you get the eye-patch"?"A seagull crapped in my eye," replied the pirate."You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously."Well,", said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."Hardee har har, that be a good fer a hearty chuckle. I heard it before, but I thank ya anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Yer name be Rachel? I was talkin t' yer tits ye know. I named th' one on yer port side Rachel. Th' other one be named Betsy. I love Rachel an' Betsy. mmmhmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lbell25678 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 happy birthday you stupid fuckface, no stop posting and go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disk-ofreak Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 happy birthday you stupid fuckface, no stop posting and go away i like captin booty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 i like captin bootyAn' Captain Booty be linkin' you, ya fair wench. Now put haste in yer steps and retire to me bed, and prepare to be boarded. Arrrrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 happy birthday you stupid fuckface, no stop posting and go awayI`ve a good mind t` bend ye o`er an` pop ye in th` pooper. Yer reputation on th' high seas precedes ye, ye whiney wench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarasonya8 Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 I`ve a good mind t` bend ye o`er an` pop ye in th` pooper. Yer reputation on th' high seas precedes ye, ye whiney wench.OH Drama!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainbooty Posted January 18 Report Share Posted January 18 OH Drama!!!! An' there be not a better place fer it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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