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My late ass review of Shitty Ultra 7!


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Before I begin let me remind you that I promoted for Ultra and my boyfriend was promised 2 comp tickets per school promoter for his little side project. The day before Ultra (or should I say morning) we finally get our VIP and comp tickets. But there is only one comp per school promotor.

A couple hours go by and we are now on our way to Ultra. All we have to do is show them the pictures of the kids at school promoting and we will get the other 5 comps. So all day my boyfriend and I are hunting down Ray, Danny C. and Russell, and ALL 3 of these pricks are saying, go talk to him, wait for this, go talk to Danny, BLAH BLAH BLAH. Meanwhile these promotors and their friends are calling Barry and I every 5 minutes for an update, but I can't blame them, I would be pissed too. We finally get some comps so we go out to give the promoters there comps. I meet up with my friends and we are now in Ultra ready to party. My boyfriend who has bad knees was walking through the park all day with his 70 lbs. record bag, by the way he is getting sick, so the virus decided it was going to stared off in my poor babies knees. He had to go to the car to put his record bag away, but that was sort of impossible seeing as though I lost the garage and couldn't give hime directions to find it. While he was looking for the car, Sonya, Heather, Eddie, and I were walking around Ultra. We were all buzzed and we wanted to go dance. We first went to the breaks stage, they were playing some funky fuck shit, so we went to the DNB areana, there is no use, I can't feel the vibe anywhere. My boyfriend gets back from his hunt so I left my friends to take care of my boyfriend. As I was talking on the phone and leaning on this gate, an asshole in a golf cart decides its a great idea to run his golf cart into the gate I am leaning on. The fucking idiot didn't say shit to me, not sorry, nothing. He didn't knock me on my ass or anything, but that shit didn't feel very fucking good. So now I am like, am I at a Hip Hop event, there is no vibe, the staff is a bunch of fucking assholes, and I am surrounded by mindless ravers on too much shit to enjoy the music. I saw 2 kids getting taken to the hospital, and a few others having a bad trip...WTF is wrong with ravers? You claim its "about the music" but you can't go to a party without X or Cid? Anyway, my Ultra experience sucked, I expected a lot more from them, but they are the most unorganized mother fuckers on the planet. I doubt there will even be and Utra NYC. Oh and to throw the incing right on my cake, we were walking to go on our 2nd hunt for the car and we saw the dudes from The Crystal Method, WITH THEIR RECORD BAGS! Thats another example of how promoters will lie/manipulate people for money, I bet most of the people who saw the flyer thought they we going to be playing live. I've seen them do a DJ set twice before, and the vibe was much better at both places.

Fuck Ultra, all I can say is I'm happy I didn't pay for the shit! Oh and I got to hook my friend up with VIP because I was an artist guest and had all access.

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sorry to hear that .. but damn your boyfriend sounds like he should be in a nursing home .. how old is he ? 70 ?? bad knees , sick , needs you to take care of him ? daaaaaaamn !! :laugh:

LOL, He has been in two car accidents, and has had surgery, and he kept insisting I go have fun, but I was like dude, I would rather be here with you than out there dancing with a bunch of druggies!

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LOL, He has been in two car accidents, and has had surgery, and he kept insisting I go have fun, but I was like dude, I would rather be here with you than out there dancing with a bunch of druggies!

truuuuu :cool: well at ultra i was ok .. it was mostly the big clubs i had the problems with this year.. hope the rest of it was good for you :cool:

oh and btw .. chill with the druggies part :D

your name doesnt sound toooo sober either ;)

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that sucks, but when u go to Ultra you make ur own experience.. prolly if you had bought the cheap tix's and you'r b/f didnt have a knee problem, and if you liked trance or House or Progressive you would have had a total different experience :-) ;-)

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Ultra is just straight CORNY now.......it was only a good party back when it was held on the beach, IMO. Now its too huge, too comercialized, and too many lil kids. Then again----im an old skool scenester, so anyone under 21 is a kid to me. Sorry you had such a crappy time.....Next year stick to the parties you KNOW are gonna rock and just concentrate on those 1 or 2 and do it right! :D

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LOL. I just cannot imagine what it is with these Ultra managers that they can't get their act together. I mean, we got there around 1:15, *well* after opening, and the schedules had not yet arrived. I will probably go as long as their is an Ultra just because I personally love outdoor festivals, but I think they are really hurting themselves by not fixing all the problems year after year.

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that sucks, but when u go to Ultra you make ur own experience.. prolly if you had bought the cheap tix's and you'r b/f didnt have a knee problem, and if you liked trance or House or Progressive you would have had a total different experience :-) ;-)

I like everything, trance, house, progressive, nu skool, progressive breaks, dnb, techno, ambient...you can leave happy harcore out, but as for the rest of it, I love the shit! I just hate to see people too fucked up for there own good, and I hate to see people oding, it totally killed it for me, I mean I expected it, but I hate it! And there was just this weird vibe that wasn't right all day long.

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What kept you so busy that you couldn't write your late ass review of Shitty Ultra 7 earlier?

What? :bounce: What? :bounce: What? :bounce:

I'm always working or with the man, and I sleep at his place not mine, so I don't always have access except for when I stay at my place.

I'm a busy girl.

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I like everything, trance, house, progressive, nu skool, progressive breaks, dnb, techno, ambient...you can leave happy harcore out, but as for the rest of it, I love the shit! I just hate to see people too fucked up for there own good, and I hate to see people oding, it totally killed it for me, I mean I expected it, but I hate it! And there was just this weird vibe that wasn't right all day long.

sorry but your review doesn't make any sense at all..

who cares if Crystal Method are carrying record bags???

you're all pissed off because you had shit to carry around and you forgot where the parking garage was???

you're pissed off that people are ODing? Never seen that before? At least people arent'g getting stabbed or shot, if someone takes too much what does that have to do with Ultra?

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sorry but your review doesn't make any sense at all..

who cares if Crystal Method are carrying record bags???

you're all pissed off because you had shit to carry around and you forgot where the parking garage was???

you're pissed off that people are ODing? Never seen that before? At least people arent'g getting stabbed or shot, if someone takes too much what does that have to do with Ultra?

I was expecting to see them live, you know, playing there own music. If they were gonna do a fucking dj set which i have seen twice allready, they should have put that on the flyer. The people who I promoted for were supposed to give us more comp tickets, and they were telling us to go here, wait there, go find this person, you have to talk to that person, and no I have NEVER seen anyone od. Nor did I ever want to. I'm sick of seeing these rave documentaries with all the fucked up kids saying its about the music, oh the music, THOSE ARE THE SAME KIDS THAT GET ESCORTED OUT ON A STRECHER. And I'm sick of people complaining that the scene is dead, your negative behavior is killing the scene, no, the kids getting busted trafficing x, and the kids that die, or get taken out of space and into and ambulence (3 in one morning on friday of the wmc), those are the things that are killing the scene. I'm trailing off topic, but I was pissed because the people who threw the party are the most unorganized fucks I've ever met and when they promise something they need to follow thorugh, not make the people who worked hard to promote their party miss the whole fucking thing.

Next time you have a shitty comment about something, make sure you read it thoroughly!

Thanks,

Trish :)

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I was expecting to see them live, you know, playing there own music. If they were gonna do a fucking dj set which i have seen twice allready, they should have put that on the flyer. The people who I promoted for were supposed to give us more comp tickets, and they were telling us to go here, wait there, go find this person, you have to talk to that person, and no I have NEVER seen anyone od. Nor did I ever want to. I'm sick of seeing these rave documentaries with all the fucked up kids saying its about the music, oh the music, THOSE ARE THE SAME KIDS THAT GET ESCORTED OUT ON A STRECHER. And I'm sick of people complaining that the scene is dead, your negative behavior is killing the scene, no, the kids getting busted trafficing x, and the kids that die, or get taken out of space and into and ambulence (3 in one morning on friday of the wmc), those are the things that are killing the scene. I'm trailing off topic, but I was pissed because the people who threw the party are the most unorganized fucks I've ever met and when they promise something they need to follow thorugh, not make the people who worked hard to promote their party miss the whole fucking thing.

Next time you have a shitty comment about something, make sure you read it thoroughly!

Thanks,

Trish :)

kids are not killing the scene...the scene is killing the kids...the scene is fine! :biggrin:

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