x-spander Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 EXSPANDED MIND ENTERTAINMENT proudly presents.............. DRUNKEN DJ MASTER 2005Miami DJ's..........Hop on the decks to show your drunken skillz and win $200 cash and the title of Miami's Drunken DJ Master 2005!!!! DJ entry fee is $25. DJ's will play 15-20min. sets and will be judged on number of records mixed, tricks performed, overall sound of performance, and Blood Alcohol Level. In this contest, you MUST be drunk to win!!!! Alcohol for DJ's included in Entry Fee!! The highest BAL and performance score wins the CASH!!!!!! We have limited DJ slots available so if you want a shot at the CASH PM x-spander asap to reserve your slot!!!This has NEVER been attempted in Miami so we need everyone's help to make this happen. We need some volunteers to help make sure every DJ involved has a designated driver, if you can help us out, please contact me via PM and leave your contact info. Designated Drivers will recieve free cover for the night and free non-alcoholic refreshments will be provided for them.DATE/LOCATION TBA!!!!GET READY FOR A DRUNKENLY HALLARIOUS NIGHT WITH SOME OF MIAMI'S TOP DJ'S MAKING THEIR HEADS SPIN FASTER THAN THEIR RECORDS DO!!!!!__________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 I vote for Meng! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0djfx0o Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 OMG...Funk, that is as spot-on as it gets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houze-kitty Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 this is hilarious..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I'd have to vote for me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I'd have to vote for me too. how does it go? oh yeah, the first step to victory is accepting you have a talent... you know you can win those $200 easy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 How about drunken dancers, bitch!!!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-side Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 LOL meng might be bigger... ...........................but I'm from new orleans so I bleed alcohol. o.k. meng it's on I'll challange u to a drunken dual.. if we can get the the prize money up to 3/4 hundred...this thread is too damn funny.... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o0djfx0o Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I've gotta see this shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaughanz Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 OK... I'm in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I'm so there!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I'd gladly go to see mashups, trainwrecks and wicked drunk faces!This sounds sweeeet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I blew a .22 once but it wasn't for a DJ spinoff. This sounds like a blast. Although good luck matching beats when tanked. When I used to spin I was awful when i drank a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housedivision Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Dude..... I won this. I play this game every weekend. And if you know me..... You know I can drink with the best of them.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaughanz Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Dude..... I won this. I play this game every weekend. And if you know me..... You know I can drink with the best of them.. If we can enter teams into this one... I would to submit the LUST crew of Sheldon Prince, Vaughan Lazar and John Corradi for entry please! Please send prize to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I was so drunk once that I would hit stop on my playing record instead of play on my cue...the whole club would turn to look at me like i was nutz...booing and shit...I picked up the mic and said "you're gonna have to be patient...'cause I'm a little bit fucked up, thanks!"true story :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housedivision Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 If we can enter teams into this one... I would to submit the LUST crew of Sheldon Prince, Vaughan Lazar and John Corradi for entry please! Please send prize to...Dude. I didn't even think about that. Thats the dream team of drinking. Who could fuck with that line up of drinking allstars. Sheldon Corona Prince, Vaughan Patron Lazar and John Jagermiester Corradi. (not sure how to spell my drink) y'all know what I'm saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housedivision Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I was so drunk once that I would hit stop on my playing record instead of play on my cue...the whole club would turn to look at me like i was nutz...booing and shit...I picked up the mic and said "you're gonna have to be patient...'cause I'm a little bit fucked up, thanks!"true story :laugh: That is the worst. I do that at least once a week too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 i'll take u ALL onbitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 I'll skip this one...Let me know when there is a DJ on Substances contest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-side Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 OK... I'm in! Ohhh nooooooooooooI forgot about the V-man.... damn this is looking tougher by the minute... as long as were not only drinking patron I still have a good chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 Note: A new rule to this contest has been added...everyone has to spin on acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x-spander Posted April 7 Author Report Share Posted April 7 If we can enter teams into this one... I would to submit the LUST crew of Sheldon Prince, Vaughan Lazar and John Corradi for entry please! Please send prize to...DJ's may have a tag partner for the competition, but no more than 2 DJ's per team. Also, this contest is open to ALL genre's of turntablism!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Note: A new rule to this contest has been added...everyone has to spin on acid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitmobley Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 I'm There! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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