glowgrlnyc Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 how 'bout the "Waiting in Coat Check line dance" you can take your jacket off..hold it in one hand...this dance usually consists of small bounces, since you cant really go out of control because the people behind you are no more than an inch away from you...you nod your head to the beat.....you roll your eyes a few times cuz your so pissed the coat check person is moving in slow motion....or how 'bout the "Holy Crap I just fell on my ass dance" or the "DJ just Trainwrecked Dance" (this dance usually catches you off guard)...it consits of small spastic movements because you cant follow the galloping beats...how 'bout the "this floor is totally wet dance" <----requires very minimal movents...feet should not come off the floor, or else it becomes dangerous and ends up being the "I just fell on my ass dance"or the "Holy Crap I see you at ever party But I can NEVER remeber your name dance" and one of the WORST....the "I CANT believe there is NO COAT CHECK in this PLACE DANCE!!!!" <---this usually consists of you walking around the venue deciding whether you should find a good hiding spot for the jacket or if lug it around with you & leave it in the center area where you dance... houze-kitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houze-kitty Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 hilarious! So glad i live in Miami where we dont have to do the coat check line dance.....but ive been known to do the "outside the club dance"--very similar to the coat check dance...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houze-kitty Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 or how about the " i just saw my homie in the club" dance--where u hug and dance at the same time...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibrandon Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 how about "what the fuck do you mean you dont have my name on the list.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 how bout the "oh my god, there's my boyfriend who I told I wasn't going out tonight dance"?? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 or the "dammit i saw my xbf & he's comin' my way" dance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladexodus Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 how about the "sitting on the couch and nodding of the head dance" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecks05 Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 or the "I don't give a fuck who is watching me because the DJ is killin it" dance (my personal fav). Usually will take place in the circle in the middle of the floor at about 2am. WHAT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessynergy Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 gotta love the " holy shit theres my ex time to duck and go the oher way" dance,or the " damn, im fucking waiting in line (AGAIN) to pee and theres like 15 girls in front of me" dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessynergy Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 and jeeze! let me not forget my least favorite of them all.,. THE ASIAN SWAY.,. GOD I HATE THAT SHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted April 14 Author Report Share Posted April 14 How about when ur dancing and you suddenly loose your footing but you act like it was part of a dance step.... (this one happens to me quite often) heheheor the Im dancing on a slope/uneven floor type of dance...or the "OH No you did NOT just try to Grab my ass while Im walking thru the crowd dance" or how 'bout the "Holy sh*t, I just got groped by the Security Dance" fratpat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessynergy Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 or the "oh no, u did NOT just try to rub up on me while im getting my groove on" dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 okhow about thei been waiting for over 5 mins for this bartender danceusualy means if you stand there long enoughyou realize that the group to your left is feelin the same type of hostility so you quickly become friends - intorduce - shake hands - meet their significant othersand when the bartender finaly asks "what-ell-ya have?"You totaly forget and pass the drink order to someone else who was waitinghowever the group to your RIGHT was his friends that he decided to wait on hand and foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 or the "oh no, u did NOT just try to rub up on me while im getting my groove on" dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Or how about the famous " Hey i see your next in line for a drink , do you wanna buy me one, and i will two-step even quicker out of sight after you pay DANCE" that i have seen chicks do from time to time.. hehe .. that for sure is a common one on the dance floor today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 or how 'bout the "bump into me one more goddamn time and see what happens" dance... haha, i hate it when the same people continuously bump into me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianbb Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 how about the "its the next morning and i am sitting in a diner not able to stop bouncing my head beacuse i still hear the music dance" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted April 15 Author Report Share Posted April 15 funny stuff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liqidtouch Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 how about the best one of allits also the longest oneHey im calling you from the club on my BOOST phone. can you hear me?...............fuzzz chirp chirp,,,,,,,,cna you hear me?...............aww man hold on!!Im going to text you...types in text of<Where are you cause im by the mens room>return text says<Im at the front bar>then they try to meet later that morning they each arrive to their own homes only to come onto Clubplanet message boardsleaving a new thread callThe "SO AND SO JERSEY CLUB REVIEW" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fratpat Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 how bout the "oh my god i just stepped out of the club and the sun is so damn bright outside and my ears are ringing" dance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argdiesel Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 this is a good one... The "Pardon me i didnt mean to spill your drink while i attempted to do a spin" dance.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 how bout "you step on my foot one more time and I'll stick it so far up your ass" dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houze-kitty Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 lets not forget---the "im so fucking tired but i cant leave cuz the dj is rippin it" dance---usually performed seated wherever you can park your tired ass--done best after at least 8 hours of clubbing or more---very similar to "car dancing" consists of bopping head with eyes closed and occasional fist pumping! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argdiesel Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 lets not forget---the "im so fucking tired but i cant leave cuz the dj is rippin it" dance---usually performed seated wherever you can park your tired ass--done best after at least 8 hours of clubbing or more---very similar to "car dancing" consists of bopping head with eyes closed and occasional fist pumping! LOLlmao this one gets the wins'em all.. lets see who else can come up with some good shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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