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I'm sorry sweetheart...I'm leaving


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:doh: One day while checking her e-mail a wife see's a message from her husband.

It says:

My Darling Wife,

I'm sorry to have to tell you this but I'm leaving you. I'm 54 years old, we've been married for 30 years and I need to get out. I do care about you as a person, but I cannot stay with you any longer. I am leaving you for my 18 year old tennis instructor. Once again I am sorry. Please forgive me.

After reading this the wife quickly replies to the message in saying this:

My Dearest Husband,

It has come to no surprise to me that after the past 30 years you have become bored and want to leave. But it's ok, because I too am 54 and have become bored myself. That is why I wanted to tell you I am leaving you for my 18 year old personal trainer. And sweetheart remember.....18 goes into 54 a lot more time than 54 goes into 18.

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