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"Woman mauled to death by dogs"


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Ed: No way for a man to die.

Frank: No... you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.

Wilma Nordberg: [cries] Oh... Frank. This is terrible.

Ed: Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.

Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.

[Wilma cries again]

Ed: What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.

Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense...

[Wilma cries again]

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