theplant Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Secretary ... Mr. Dijon will be with you shortlySexygirl ..... Thank youStevendjon .... Yes. Sexygirl? Im Stevedjon.Sexygirl .... .... Hello Mr. Dijon. I luv your mustard. Im here to buy a house. And I want you to do my mortgage.Stevendjon ..... Wonderful. Who will be owning the house.Sexygirl ......... Well, if it was last year, it would have been my girl friend. Instead, its my finance and I.Stevendjon ..... And your finance is a girl?Sexygirl ........ No a guy.Stevendjon ..... Congratulations. Sexygirl ........ That the finance is a guy?Stevendjon ..... No. that you are buying a house. Now, sexygirl, the mortgage application needs to be very clear, very clear, so the lender nows what type of uncertanity they are lending against. Is there uncertainty in your life?Sexygirl ........Not at all. Im the same little girl I was when I was just 18.Stevendjon. Wonderful And where do you live now?Sexygirl ........ In a condo ...Stevendjon ..... ...perfect ....Sexygirl ........ ... that I use to live with the girl but now live with guy ...Stevendjon ..... ...oooo kayyyy ...Sexygirl ........ ... oh and two dogs. I got the dogs after the girl and with the guy.Stevendjon ..... ...Of course. Now how can you afford this house?Sexygirl ........ ... Well I use to do porn, and now I have a tanning salon. The salon with the guy. I didnt do porn with the guyStevendjon ..... ...And the downpayment for the .....Sexygirl ........ ... X5 came from the porn work, and then i took the porn money, opened a tanning salon, broke up with the girl, met the guy, and got two dogs. And now I want to buy a house for me and the guy and two dogs and rent the condo that I use to live in with the girl that I got rid of before I owned the two dogs and got the tanning salon and the X5. You following this?Stevendjon ..... .. No. I think Deepspell needs to do a chart for me on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 ...yes yes, a deepspell chart is in order...lmao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 I should have had you work my mortgage, Plant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theplant Posted December 21 Author Report Share Posted December 21 ...yes yes, a deepspell chart is in order...lmao...Yes. Note for Deepspell -I would use shaded and broken lines when drawing since periods seem to just overlap in the timeline. In adult work, not in adult work, a kid, not a kid, suddenly making fortunes in a salon, not with the girl, suddenly serious with a guy. The only thing that is clear is when the dogs and the X5 appeared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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prplhz Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 OMFG!!! One of the funniest posts in a LONG time And very true at that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theplant Posted December 21 Author Report Share Posted December 21 OMFG!!! One of the funniest posts in a LONG time And very true at that... And yet one star ratings are being thrown on it left and right. Went from 5 stars to 2 stars in seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 And yet one star ratings are being thrown on it left and right. Went from 5 stars to 2 stars in seconds.It's probably D & her knight in shining armor smokesum.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 lol.l. woulda been funnier if theplant used to word fiancee instead of finance.. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 how many girls on this board have done porno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 how many girls on this board have done porno?Home movie or for all to see? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Home movie or for all to see?ain't no shame. p.s. you're on point today Plant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Home movie or for all to see?for all to see .. home movies are private and only make you a closet skank ... but sharing clips on the board is encouraged so you can take that next step in to slutstardom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 for all to see .. home movies are private and only make you a closet skank ... but sharing clips on the board is encouraged so you can take that next step in to slutstardomI guess I'm a closet skank then And nice try, but I'm no newbie that you can "influence" into sharing my "most private moments"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 ain't no shame. p.s. you're on point today Plant.Where are you, I called you last night??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted December 21 Report Share Posted December 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theplant Posted December 21 Author Report Share Posted December 21 for all to see .. home movies are private and only make you a closet skank ... but sharing clips on the board is encouraged so you can take that next step in to slutstardomActually the better question that has higher odds of results is ..."hey, any of you guys wanta post vids of home vids of ur ex gf that you recently broke up with and wanta get even with?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 uh oh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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