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[Reeni]

[cookie6]

That baby has a lot of hair!

[misk]

actually its simple love men with tats specially when they have sleeves

thats it a tat and im yours

..i love tats but he is a weenie ........

During another fake performance in Saint Tropez recently, Paris Hilton decided to publicly air out her vagina and the crack in her back she calls an ass.

Do Paris Hilton's thick meatpads surprise anyone anymore? I mean, this is seriously becoming a case of The Girl Who Exposed Vagina. After a while, no one sees it anymore. It just goes in one eye and out the other.

..thats her butt not her meat crease.....lol....i mean im sure she is floppy like no other...but those are clearly her butt cheeks

[tastey]

Looks like David Beckham has been tatt it again.

The soccer stud showed off an ink-teresting new design on his arm yesterday as he trained with his Real Madrid teammates.

Becks has had another angel and clouds added to the angel already etched at top of his right arm.

This adds to his other tatts, which include sons Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz's names on his back and a tribute in Hindi script to wife Victoria above his left wrist.

that guy is a total whimp though...

did you see ali g interviewing him and posh?? comeback value=zero, nada

that performance has got to turn every woman off, no?

check it out, it´s funny as fuck...

thumbs up for posh, she held her ground pretty good

[misk]

..some people arent themselves in front of cameras.....he isnt an actor he is an athlete...she is a performer..

[tastey]

did you watch it?

[misk]

did you watch it?

..ya ive seen it before....he really doesnt say anything ...which leads me to believe its just a camera thing....a lot of people are not themselves when being filmed..like i said she is a performer he isnt..

..his voice sucks

[Orisha]

this dude is such a fuckin loser...he looks like a dick and probably acts like one also...

how so? the look on his face or ?

[lolahotass]

how so? the look on his face or ?

the unibrow

[elevatedflow]

i got an STD from paris hilton, but i havent figured out which one yet, flim at 11

[fkornre]

how so? the look on his face or ?

i believe i heard/saw him on mtv a few times...he has no intelligence what so ever...he came off arrogant and personally based on his looks i would put him in the joker category...

[misk]

..who u talkin bout

*robin williams is in rehab

[slydem]

Is she spraying?

[misk]

..u so pretty

...ew...look at her boobies

[weyes]

..u so pretty

boo . down with the dirty, scruffy look. shave!

[misk]

...but he is still pitty!

[lolahotass]

i luff the beard.. yummy

[misk]

"I'm the wrong person to fuck with," Tara Reid screamed at us Wednesday night.

We need to apologize to the future Oscar winner. Tara, we're too hard on you. Every other website out there applauds your work and stunning looks. Perez gives you shit. And you don't deserve that. You've done nothing to warrant our non-appreciation of your tremendous skills and feminine beauty.

You're a scrapper. We like that!

Perez, on the other hand, is a pussy, and he likes to avoid confrontation at all costs....unless provoked. Then his ghetto Cuban faggity ass will let you have it. And that's exactly what happened last night!

We were playing Dave Navarro Wednesday evening, escorting our friend Jenna Jameson around town. We went to a book launch for the lovely Dita Von Teese and the 10th anniversary party for BPM magazine, finally ending up at the birthday celebration of this lovely fellow named Eugenio.

We were there to meet Miz Paris, who had invited Jenna and Perez, and as soon as we walked in to the palatial mansion in the Hills, Tara Terror Alert began.

Paris, Nicky, Scott Storch, Aunt Kyle, Caroline D'Amore, and Kim Kardashian were hanging out on one side of the room and Tara and her crew were hanging out in another, making "frequent trips to the bathroom."

Reid's eyes jumped out of her head when she saw Perez and she darted directly towards him.

"Perez?" she asked. We nodded. "Tara Reid," she said.

We wanted to compliment her in some way - one of our tricks - so the best we could come up with was "We love your sister, Colleen." We tried.

"That's nice. Stop talking shit about me," she barked.

"It's not even about you," we said. "We have never even met you. It's the concept of you." And we were trying to pull a couple of other excuses out of our gaping asshole.

"Well, there's a real me here. Stop writing about me," she commanded.

"Uhmmm, don't read our website," we told her.

"Stop talking about me!"

"Don't read the website!!!"

This very mature conversation - literally repeating the same lines - went on for a few minutes. Even Reid's friends were horrified by her HOrrific behavior. "Tara, honey, don't do this at your friends birthday party," one of her gays told her.

Hey, we dish it out. We can take it!

Paris and Jenna stood nearby in an uncomfortable silence.

Hoping to make some peace for the evening, Perez said, "I'll try to not write about you for a while." But that was not good enough for Tara.

Her inner Jersey guida came out and she threatened to throw us in the pool and then tried to get the birthday boy to kick us out of his party, even though it was HER that provoked a fight.

Security came to escort us out of the party, and Paris had to intervene - speaking to Eugenio - to convince him to let Pepperez stay.

Paris = a hot commodity. Tara = not so much.

We were forced to have another conversation with Tara.

"Don't write about me, anymore," she demanded.

Who the fuck is this delusional bitch to order us around? Ughh. We just wanna enjoy ourselves tonight!.

"Fine, you're dead to me!," Perez shot back. "I won't write about you ever again. You don't exist in my world."

Oops, we lied!

That wasn't exactly the answer Tara was probably hoping for, but it was enough for her friends to drag her away and let us have a good time with our ladies.

Dear Tara Reid, we're sorry. It must be sad being you. We don't mean to make your life any more pathetic than it already is.

For that, we apologize.

xoxo

Perez

[lolahotass]

ahhh thats awesome

[Reeni]

Stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe shows her pretty lil' face at a party Wednesday night at the Chateau Marmont.

Let's say something nice about Rachel Zoe.

And by "us" we mean YOU say something nice. We think her face looks like a dried up asshole with hemorrhoids

[Reeni]

Mother and child or two mannequins in the window? We're not sure. And we don't really care!

But, some of you do care. Just like some of you care about Jennifer Aniston.

These aerial pics of the Cruise mansion show two mysterious figures in the window. Too bad you can't make them out very well. So grainy. We are getting a migraine-y!

[Reeni]

Since they claimed ''Til Death Do Us Part,' I think it's safe to say Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are offically dead.

TMZ has obtained the official divorce papers of MTV's second soured television-based marital relationship.

When attempts were made to reach Dave for comment, his reps said he's too busy catching STDs from Jenna Jameson to even think of Whatsherface.

[Reeni]

Daniel Craig, perhaps better known as the new James Bond, is the world's best-dressed man, according to Esquire magazine's third annual ranking.

R&B crooner John Legend came in a close second. ("He dresses exactly like he sounds: smooth.")

Terrence Howard, Jake Gyllenhaal and musician Nick Cave rounded out the top five.

Conversely, Axl Rose, Marc Anthony (I doth protest!) and Sean Preston Federline (yes, son of Britney and Kevin) were named the worst dressed. Sheesh, not even an 11-month old baby can catch a break when you're a celeb!

[Reeni]

Awwww....look how cute!!! Prince Willie is taking the whole parade at the Royal Military Academy so seriously. I mean, for a second there, I almost forgot that he is a bajillionaire and owns everything and everyone in that picture.

[Reeni]

It seems scathing letter bashing Lindsay Lohan are all the rage in Hollywood.

Following the CEO of Morgan Creek's humilating note addressed to the freckled party animal, a crew member from Lilo's 2005 flick, 'Herbie: Fully Loaded,' has anonymously posted a letter on World of Wonder supporting his claim that she's nothing but a selfish brat with no direction in her life.

'"She stayed out all night, and then the doctor announced that Ms. Lohan had asthma the next day. She played the exhaustion card a couple of times . . . She called in sick one day and . . . she is across town [spending] a day with her then-boyfriend [Wilmer Valderrama] of 'That '70s Show.'

Another day she has the 'doctor' call in Ms. Sickie's fake ailment, because she was shooting her own music video the night before . . . The Princess was able to make the production [crew] re-create the desert race sets closer to the Four Seasons [hotel]. She said she had signed on 'to do a film in Los Angeles' and El Mirage was too hot and too far. She is a brat."'

As you may guess, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, perhaps Hollywood's most used and abused publicist, said of this new claim that her client is a complete mess: "Until this person goes on the record like the producers of Morgan Creek did and attaches a face and name to their charges, I am not going to reply. Stop hiding behind blind anonymity!"

And that is truly the issue here. It isn't the fact that Lindsay is on a drug-induced lonely spiral downward. It's about the anonmyity of the letter. Some people nowadays!