danihawk Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 I'm sure this thread is going to spawn countless jokes regarding my personal life, but I'm willing to take that risk for the betterment of clubland. Plus it will probably be hilarious. Anyway, I've seen a lot of guys post on here about not being able to meet girls in clubs, how girls are bitches, etc. Judging by my friends and I it is definitely true that the success rate for picking up girls in a club is about 1%, so I want to share a pick-up method this guy used that actually made me want to call him.First he came up to me, complimented me and walked away. No touching, no attempting to grind with me. Then a little while later he came up and gave me his card, with a note on it that said he would love to go out for drinks and if I was interested I should call him. Then again he just walked away. I thought it was really cool b/c he actually asked me out (instead of just giving his card and leaving the ball in my court) but there was no pressure. I just thought I would throw this out there since I thought it was a MUCH better idea then trying to scream out a conversation in a club, waste money on drinks and get shot down anyway, which is what most guys seem to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastfast Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 you mean girls dont like it when a man comes up from behind and grinds his cack into your backside, and tries to hump like a dog in heat**sorry dani had to make at least 1 joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverbull Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 First he came up to me, complimented me and walked away. No touching, no attempting to grind with me. Then a little while later he came up and gave me his card, with a note on it that said he would love to go out for drinks and if I was interested I should call him. Then again he just walked away.How many cards you think he gave out that night hehe.It aint a problem meeting girls sometimes its just meeting a good one or having somethign to laugh at outside of the club or some common interest aside from music/dancing hopefully their into it as much as you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bella53081 Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 How many cards you think he gave out that night hehe.It aint a problem meeting girls sometimes its just meeting a good one or having somethign to laugh at outside of the club or some common interest aside from music/dancing hopefully their into it as much as you are.lol meeting a "good one" lmao. good post dani, i think guys need to start doing that more often. i hate when guys leave it in my ball court too, so annoying, but then again im kind of old fashioned like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 where did you get that 1% from lol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hehateme Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 lol @ this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 I'm sure this thread is going to spawn countless jokes regarding my personal life, but I'm willing to take that risk for the betterment of clubland. Plus it will probably be hilarious. Anyway, I've seen a lot of guys post on here about not being able to meet girls in clubs, how girls are bitches, etc. Judging by my friends and I it is definitely true that the success rate for picking up girls in a club is about 1%, so I want to share a pick-up method this guy used that actually made me want to call him.First he came up to me, complimented me and walked away. No touching, no attempting to grind with me. Then a little while later he came up and gave me his card, with a note on it that said he would love to go out for drinks and if I was interested I should call him. Then again he just walked away. I thought it was really cool b/c he actually asked me out (instead of just giving his card and leaving the ball in my court) but there was no pressure. I just thought I would throw this out there since I thought it was a MUCH better idea then trying to scream out a conversation in a club, waste money on drinks and get shot down anyway, which is what most guys seem to do.and u never called me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 this shit never happened at the PARADISE GARAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djufonyc Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 sounds like the guy watched the movie HITCH before he went out that night.....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danihawk Posted November 1 Author Report Share Posted November 1 dani please tell me you are joking with this threadlol, I'm just trying to help some brothas out and save them some money on pills and G, is that really so wrong? P.S. You just lost your chance of ever sticking it in me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverbull Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 lol, I'm just trying to help some brothas out and save them some money on pills and G, is that really so wrong? P.S. You just lost your chance of ever sticking it in me you know all these cp clowns are waiting to sign up lol sadly they spend to much time in the chatrooms and online stroking each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hehateme Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels. :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hehateme Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 lol, I'm just trying to help some brothas out and save them some money on pills and G, is that really so wrong? P.S. You just lost your chance of ever sticking it in me dani, can we see a pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 philly aint nothin but brothers and cheesesteaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danihawk Posted November 1 Author Report Share Posted November 1 lmao, this thread is getting better by the minute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 I've been given the business card routine at a club.. but i never called any of the people that gave me a card.. i just wasn't that interested.. .but i do agree Dani, it sure beats yelling and screaming a conversation at the club!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 lmao, this thread is getting better by the minutelisten i was wondering..me..u..rafiqis...a lil boyzIImen..whadya say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danihawk Posted November 1 Author Report Share Posted November 1 listen i was wondering..me..u..rafiqis...a lil boyzIImen..whadya say?omg, that was the next pick-up line I was going to post! Lola -- Thanks for backing me up here, this was actually meant to be serious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibrandon Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 Guy Tip #26753Stop trying to fuck every girl you meet.. "Friend" them by making fun of the guy before you trying to pick her up with his shitty pickup lines/muscle flex... and fuck their friends so the revolving door is still giving names..ROI (RETURN ON INVESTMENT)Invest in a friend to get your return later.. wakka wakka wakka!Or just offer them Drugs, then you don't have to be even remotely attractive.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 Guy Tip #26753Or just offer them Drugs, then you don't have to be even remotely attractive.. lol :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstonjokerinny Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 listen i was wondering..me..u..rafiqis...a lil boyzIImen..whadya say?LoL So Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argdiesel Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 Roflmao.... Dani good job on the tip for the guys in here.. they seem to need Help to score chicks at a club. i'm a retired PImP * Wacka wacka wacka!* my self and its great help you've just posted on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 ur just all about retiring huh? ur the michael jordan of CP retirements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris817 Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 Its a good idea, especially if you work for a good company.. Its kinda cheesy but it shows the girl you have a stable job and are probably financially stable.. Not every moop has a business card.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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