mstill11 Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 The ultimate Move:Go up to a girl and lightly tap her in the leg with your knee. Then look at her and say "I Need You!!"Always works!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 LOL, Blue. I was offering the "when i was younger" as an appology... and it wasn't me, i am too shy like ertdukepj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mamma Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Wow. U seem like u need some help with your lines. Try one of these, guaranteed to work, I promise:I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let’s get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs...what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked. Are those real? If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. (Look down at the crotch)...It’s not just going to suck itself. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions? Fuck me if I’m wrong but is your name Helga? My name is ----------... Remember it. You’ll be screaming it later. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What, you don’t like pizza? I may not be Dairy Queen but I’ll treat you right. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? Do you wash your pants in Windex? ...because I can see myself in them. GOOD LUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ertdukepj Posted August 9 Author Report Share Posted August 9 =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Maybe if you didnt STRESS soo much, you would get a girl to approach you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Maybe if you didnt STRESS soo much, you would get a girl to approach you . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Glowdancer, i think it would definaley work for a girl!The thing is it did work for my freind, but he is one for the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxdrewxxx Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 ok, if your looking for pick up lines, try some of these...1) (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wetclothes.2) Nice legs...what time do they open?3) You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?4) Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?5) (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.6) If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. ------------------You know everything will flow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 i'm about to puke . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 i'm about to puke . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ertdukepj Posted August 9 Author Report Share Posted August 9 I LIKE THOSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divvalicious Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 its all about the eye contact! and dont be too pushy, u have to make the girl want to come to u not u be all over her. just try striking up a normal conversation about something other hooking up and "do u want to dance?" and see how it goes, if the girl is interested she'll keep it going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divvalicious Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 its all about the eye contact! and dont be too pushy, u have to make the girl want to come to u not u be all over her. just try striking up a normal conversation about something other hooking up and "do u want to dance?" and see how it goes, if the girl is interested she'll keep it going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divvalicious Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 its all about the eye contact! and dont be too pushy, u have to make the girl want to come to u not u be all over her. just try striking up a normal conversation about something other hooking up and "do u want to dance?" and see how it goes, if the girl is interested she'll keep it going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxdrewxxx Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 Thank you. Glad you enjoyed them... But the secret trick with each one of them is either a lot of drugs and/or booze. Then it might work. Good luck. ------------------You know everything will flow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ges1999 Posted August 9 Report Share Posted August 9 funny shit I must say.........but my man, Be yourself take some time to get your know your self and what you really like. if you you know who you are you will be more confident and that will generate some positive self-esteem. If you feel better about yourself it will rub off on the ladies around you. Believe me I 've been in your shoes. And now I have turned things around. Control your destiny instead of fearing the worst, be confident my man! Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 i'm about to puke . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 i'm about to puke . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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