funks0ul Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 i dont like merlot, and i once met a black lady who pronounced it mer-lot, and when i tried to correct her, she said i must be thinking of a different wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted June 1 Author Report Share Posted June 1 What's happening there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 I only worked two days this week. Took off yesterday to do a few things and one of them was dropping my car off at the dealership to get my oil changed. The guy asked when I need it back and I said, whenever it's done.He must have misunderstood. I didn't mean next week mothafucka!!!I called last night to see if my car was ready and they said they didn't have my keys. I asked what that meant and they said that my car was still in the shop. So I didn't have a ride to work today and had to take another day off.Not bad, off for 3 days, work for 2, off for 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bella53081 Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 i dont like merlot, and i once met a black lady who pronounced it mer-lot, and when i tried to correct her, she said i must be thinking of a different wine. lollolololol mer lot. its like when i heard this lady order a iced lotti (latte) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 i dont like merlot, and i once met a black lady who pronounced it mer-lot, and when i tried to correct her, she said i must be thinking of a different wine.cookie please post your "rock-wieler" story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bella53081 Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 I only worked two days this week. Took off yesterday to do a few things and one of them was dropping my car off at the dealership to get my oil changed. The guy asked when I need it back and I said, whenever it's done.He must have misunderstood. I didn't mean next week mothafucka!!!I called last night to see if my car was ready and they said they didn't have my keys. I asked what that meant and they said that my car was still in the shop. So I didn't have a ride to work today and had to take another day off.Not bad, off for 3 days, work for 2, off for 4. hahahah. well that's cool . but what shop takes 2 days to change ur oil????? u need a new mechanic loll..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 cookie please post your "rock-wieler" storyOK sooooo....I had to go to this broads house for a work presentation and I walk in and a RoTTweiler comes up to me and gives me some love. I sit down to start the presentation with this wackadoo and the dog is like in my lap and wont leave me alone. So the chick was like, "Oh isn't he the nicest RoCKweiler you've ever seen?"So I start to giggle And she's like, "What's so funny?" So I said, "You called him a RoCKweiler...he's a RoTTweiler. There's no such thing as a RoCKweiler"So in her ghetto ass voice She's like, "oh no, he's a RoCKweiler, not a Rottweiler. They are different. The guy that gave it to me told me so. You don't know what you're talking about." freaaaaaaaaaaak show!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 the old ladies are gonna be pissssed if you win. I'm tellin ya...I had a rousing round of Baby Shower Bingo @ my sisters shower last weekend to liven up the present-opening portion. when someone got bingo, all the old ladies yelled and groaned and whined "I got a bad card" blah blah blah. ugh.LOLBring the old bags onnnnnnnnnnI'm ready for em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 i need to pack for my cruise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidwick3d Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 after a summer of naughty fun-stuff...I am moving to london with my girl peace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 arguing over wine = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted June 3 Report Share Posted June 3 OK sooooo....I had to go to this broads house for a work presentation and I walk in and a RoTTweiler comes up to me and gives me some love. I sit down to start the presentation with this wackadoo and the dog is like in my lap and wont leave me alone. So the chick was like, "Oh isn't he the nicest RoCKweiler you've ever seen?"So I start to giggle And she's like, "What's so funny?" So I said, "You called him a RoCKweiler...he's a RoTTweiler. There's no such thing as a RoCKweiler"So in her ghetto ass voice She's like, "oh no, he's a RoCKweiler, not a Rottweiler. They are different. The guy that gave it to me told me so. You don't know what you're talking about." freaaaaaaaaaaak show!!ahahahahahaha...great story and love the "oh no" pick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikdondadon22 Posted June 14 Report Share Posted June 14 well if you wanna get technical merlot would be served around 55-60 and that is slightly chilled so...oh and btw, its 57I know I've been a little slow this week and still haven't fully recovered from that mind blowing season finale of the Sopranos so correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't 57 fall in between 55-60? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver05 Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 OK sooooo....I had to go to this broads house for a work presentation and I walk in and a RoTTweiler comes up to me and gives me some love. I sit down to start the presentation with this wackadoo and the dog is like in my lap and wont leave me alone. So the chick was like, "Oh isn't he the nicest RoCKweiler you've ever seen?"So I start to giggle And she's like, "What's so funny?" So I said, "You called him a RoCKweiler...he's a RoTTweiler. There's no such thing as a RoCKweiler"So in her ghetto ass voice She's like, "oh no, he's a RoCKweiler, not a Rottweiler. They are different. The guy that gave it to me told me so. You don't know what you're talking about." freaaaaaaaaaaak show!!LOL....Good story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funeralhome Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 anyone going to see behrouz later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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