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Why dont you ask him something like what does 2+2 equal. That will probably buy you enough time to get away...dance for a several of hours...go home and sleep... and go to work until the weekend. Just make sure you dont go back to the same club because he might still be there.

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Duh,

I'd do it the old school way...

Bust out the matador's red cape thingy and have him crash into the fire hydrant behind it.

Props to Bugs Bunny! smile.gif

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Step to the side & stick your foot out & watch him go tumbling face first or you can bribe him with a month free memebership to the gym, or just have him chase you around until he gets out of breath or has a heartattack. smile.gif

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all very good ideas, sillys -but here a few more:

all you have to do is run through as many doorways as possible - he'll have to turn sideways to get through, and you'll have time to escape.

- or -

run past a bunch of mirrors - he'll stop to look at himself, you know, flex a little bit, talk himself up - you run fast.

- or -

look for a couple short girls with big pouffy 80's hairdos - run past them, and chances are, his prickly stubble well get stuck to them like velcro, and you're home free.

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luv,

brandie

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if your looking to get into that kind of trouble before you even go out in staten island, just make sure you carry yourself a tube of gel, squirt some in his hair, when he puts his hands up to run through his hair, deck im in the nuts or face(all depending on his height compared to yours) and run your ass off to the nearest bouncer, get within visual range and let him tackle you. you'll be able to stay there and have a worry-free good time with his girlfriend.,so try it, enjoy it, just don't do it in the same club twice.

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Hahahaha . . . LMAO!!! laugh.gif

Brandie . . . very good ideas!!

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the easiest and most effective thing you can do to throw a juice head for a loop is this...

As he is charging at you think quick put your hand out and say wait!!

you can now proceed to tell him 1 of two things,

a)(be ballsy and hope he doesn't get more irate) "hey buddy what are you doing alot of cardio lately you look like you lost some size there chico...)

(this will give any juice head at least a week worth of insomnia)

(though like i said be cautious this could backfire)

or

B(play the chicken ass)"Wow, you got bigger than the last time i saw you!!:-)

(this works like a charm) (just be prepared to have a new juicehead best friend, and also get ready to hear about biceps and triceps for the next 6 hours)

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thanx blue!! i have plenty of practice trying to avoid themso they won't hit on me . . . so i figure, why not help out the others . . no girl deserves to be stuck with a guy like that - boys, did i mention, after you decide which tactic to use - GRAB THE GIRL, take her with you . . save her. biggrin.gif

luv,

brandie

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were thought to be insane by those

who could not hear the music."

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Tell him that you know his girlfriend from long ago, that you penetrated her rectally. This will bewilder him, as to how a pipsqueak could gain access to his girl's ass. Then, when his nostrils flare and the fist comes toward you say, "This is all part of growing up." That will help the swelling that will follow go down.

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Thanx

rudeboy

but i'm more into breaking the bottle over his head

kicking him while he's down

then the fornication would start on his girl

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[This message has been edited by gonzojournilist (edited 08-02-2000).]

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Originally posted by brandie:

all very good ideas, sillys -but here a few more:

all you have to do is run through as many doorways as possible - he'll have to turn sideways to get through, and you'll have time to escape.

- or -

run past a bunch of mirrors - he'll stop to look at himself, you know, flex a little bit, talk himself up - you run fast.

- or -

look for a couple short girls with big pouffy 80's hairdos - run past them, and chances are, his prickly stubble well get stuck to them like velcro, and you're home free.

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luv,

brandie

LMAO!!!

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tAnk you, tAnk you. biggrin.gif

you CAN'T kick a REAL juicehead in the balls . . . cause if he's been juicin' that long, his balls have prolly shriveled up into nothing anyway . . .

hmmm <bad mental picture>

ICK!!

luv,

brandie

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were thought to be insane by those

who could not hear the music."

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WHY DO U GUYS MAKE FUN OF JUICEHEADS....I KNOW FROM YOUR PICS MOST OF U WOULDNT DO IT FACE TO FACE......SECONDLY....WHAT DO THEY DO TO U...I HAVE LOTS OF JUICEHEAD FRIENDS THAT ARE EDUCATED NONVIOLENT INDIVIDUALS...WHO WORK OUT ALOT AND LIKE TO HAVE THAT PHYSICAL APPEARANCE ..AND ARE SOME OF THE NICEST GENTLEST PEOPLE YOU'D EVER MEET...I ALSO SUGGEST U LOOK AT YOURSELVES AND YOUR OWN INSECURITIES WHICH CAUSE U TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS CUZ THATS WHAT U GUYS SOUND LIKE...INSECURE 98LB MASTURBATING JEALOUS KIDS WHO ARE BIG TUFFGUYS BEHIND A KEYBOARD...THANK YOU

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you're right, i AM a jealous and masturbating <oh oh ohhhhhhhhhh free ohhhhhhh porn ahhh sites> and speaking big words from behind the keys <supercalafragalisticxpalidocous>. But hey, thanks to all my juicin' i'm up to a whole 5-5, 108 lbs now!!!! A-mazing.

I will stand up to ANY juicehead you'd like me to, and I'm just a lil girl. You think I don't tell enough of them off anyway when I'm out, and they decide that my bf isn't good enough for me and that THEY should dance with me?? A simple no doesn't work - believe me, i get vocal enough to be heard over hte music. ICK ICK ICK.

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luv,

brandie

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were thought to be insane by those

who could not hear the music."

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