gonzojournilist Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU START TO TALK TO A JUICE BALL'S GIRL AND HE COMES AT YOU LIKE A BULL SLAP HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH YOUR CORONATHATS WHY THEY MADE BEER IN BOTTLES NO?------------------TECHNO MUSIC more fun than 4 hookers and an 8-ball of coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.sick Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Why dont you ask him something like what does 2+2 equal. That will probably buy you enough time to get away...dance for a several of hours...go home and sleep... and go to work until the weekend. Just make sure you dont go back to the same club because he might still be there.------------------"Life is but a dream within a dream"[This message has been edited by mr.sick (edited 07-28-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Duh,I'd do it the old school way...Bust out the matador's red cape thingy and have him crash into the fire hydrant behind it.Props to Bugs Bunny! ------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gene2k Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 Step to the side & stick your foot out & watch him go tumbling face first or you can bribe him with a month free memebership to the gym, or just have him chase you around until he gets out of breath or has a heartattack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted July 28 Report Share Posted July 28 all very good ideas, sillys -but here a few more: all you have to do is run through as many doorways as possible - he'll have to turn sideways to get through, and you'll have time to escape. - or - run past a bunch of mirrors - he'll stop to look at himself, you know, flex a little bit, talk himself up - you run fast. - or - look for a couple short girls with big pouffy 80's hairdos - run past them, and chances are, his prickly stubble well get stuck to them like velcro, and you're home free. luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."brandie@optonline.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted July 29 Author Report Share Posted July 29 thanks for the adviseall of them had me laughing------------------TECHNO MUSIC more fun than 4 hookers and an 8-ball of coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidsquid Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 if your looking to get into that kind of trouble before you even go out in staten island, just make sure you carry yourself a tube of gel, squirt some in his hair, when he puts his hands up to run through his hair, deck im in the nuts or face(all depending on his height compared to yours) and run your ass off to the nearest bouncer, get within visual range and let him tackle you. you'll be able to stay there and have a worry-free good time with his girlfriend.,so try it, enjoy it, just don't do it in the same club twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surge2077 Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 Tell him you have creatine for sale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted July 29 Report Share Posted July 29 tellem u got a connect for needles------------------deez nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulshaker Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 whatever you do, do it quickly or he'll crush the life out of your pathetic bodies.------------------do what i want to do, say what i want to say, be what i want to be....free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 Throw some steroids on the floor - when he bends down to pick them up - Start kicking him and then run like Carl Lewis.------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 Hahahaha . . . LMAO!!! Brandie . . . very good ideas!!BlueAngel------------------"The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn." By Alvin Toffler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scramble Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 the easiest and most effective thing you can do to throw a juice head for a loop is this...As he is charging at you think quick put your hand out and say wait!!you can now proceed to tell him 1 of two things,a)(be ballsy and hope he doesn't get more irate) "hey buddy what are you doing alot of cardio lately you look like you lost some size there chico...)(this will give any juice head at least a week worth of insomnia)(though like i said be cautious this could backfire)orB(play the chicken ass)"Wow, you got bigger than the last time i saw you!!:-)(this works like a charm) (just be prepared to have a new juicehead best friend, and also get ready to hear about biceps and triceps for the next 6 hours) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 thanx blue!! i have plenty of practice trying to avoid themso they won't hit on me . . . so i figure, why not help out the others . . no girl deserves to be stuck with a guy like that - boys, did i mention, after you decide which tactic to use - GRAB THE GIRL, take her with you . . save her. luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."brandie@optonline.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudeboyyouth Posted August 1 Report Share Posted August 1 Tell him that you know his girlfriend from long ago, that you penetrated her rectally. This will bewilder him, as to how a pipsqueak could gain access to his girl's ass. Then, when his nostrils flare and the fist comes toward you say, "This is all part of growing up." That will help the swelling that will follow go down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted August 2 Author Report Share Posted August 2 Thanx rudeboybut i'm more into breaking the bottle over his head kicking him while he's down then the fornication would start on his girl ------------------TECHNO MUSIC more fun than 4 hookers and an 8-ball of coke--Just another one of Gods prototypesToo weird to live...but yet too rare to die...[This message has been edited by gonzojournilist (edited 08-02-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted August 28 Author Report Share Posted August 28 searching through the archives, for the abortion topic I posted... -I was looking to email it out to someone.I stumbled upon this.bumped it up just for you juiceboy.You gotta watch for these conniving tricks------------------When the going gets weirdthe weird turns pro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 lol! "Juicehead's Guide to Protecting Himself"very considerate. luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."brandie@optonline.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycmuzik Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Originally posted by brandie:all very good ideas, sillys -but here a few more: all you have to do is run through as many doorways as possible - he'll have to turn sideways to get through, and you'll have time to escape. - or - run past a bunch of mirrors - he'll stop to look at himself, you know, flex a little bit, talk himself up - you run fast. - or - look for a couple short girls with big pouffy 80's hairdos - run past them, and chances are, his prickly stubble well get stuck to them like velcro, and you're home free. luv,brandieLMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 Kick em' straight in the nads and run like a maniac. ------------------...aND oN THaT NoTe, LeTS GeT BaCK To THe PRoGRaM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ravegirl Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 hee hee heeBrandie- too funny girl!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 point to his left and say . . .look, it's mr. t . . .then run like a chicken in ethopia . . .---------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 tAnk you, tAnk you. you CAN'T kick a REAL juicehead in the balls . . . cause if he's been juicin' that long, his balls have prolly shriveled up into nothing anyway . . . hmmm <bad mental picture>ICK!!luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."brandie@optonline.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyjerzey Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 WHY DO U GUYS MAKE FUN OF JUICEHEADS....I KNOW FROM YOUR PICS MOST OF U WOULDNT DO IT FACE TO FACE......SECONDLY....WHAT DO THEY DO TO U...I HAVE LOTS OF JUICEHEAD FRIENDS THAT ARE EDUCATED NONVIOLENT INDIVIDUALS...WHO WORK OUT ALOT AND LIKE TO HAVE THAT PHYSICAL APPEARANCE ..AND ARE SOME OF THE NICEST GENTLEST PEOPLE YOU'D EVER MEET...I ALSO SUGGEST U LOOK AT YOURSELVES AND YOUR OWN INSECURITIES WHICH CAUSE U TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS CUZ THATS WHAT U GUYS SOUND LIKE...INSECURE 98LB MASTURBATING JEALOUS KIDS WHO ARE BIG TUFFGUYS BEHIND A KEYBOARD...THANK YOU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted August 28 Report Share Posted August 28 you're right, i AM a jealous and masturbating <oh oh ohhhhhhhhhh free ohhhhhhh porn ahhh sites> and speaking big words from behind the keys <supercalafragalisticxpalidocous>. But hey, thanks to all my juicin' i'm up to a whole 5-5, 108 lbs now!!!! A-mazing.I will stand up to ANY juicehead you'd like me to, and I'm just a lil girl. You think I don't tell enough of them off anyway when I'm out, and they decide that my bf isn't good enough for me and that THEY should dance with me?? A simple no doesn't work - believe me, i get vocal enough to be heard over hte music. ICK ICK ICK. luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."brandie@optonline.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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