Bling Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 its a soul thing a spiritual thing lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swirlundergrounder Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 its a soul thing a spiritual thing lol No dumb ass..It's a body thing!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marina22 Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Ok, here's what's gonna happen. First of all, I don't want you calling it a date. Let me say it again. Do NOT call it a date. Remove that word from your vocabulary. Dates are counterproductive. The word "date" brings about unnecessary expectations. Tell her you're gonna grab a cup of coffee tomorrow and she should come along. Notice I said tell, not ask. When you're on your non-date, hear her out, be nice, and sweet to her, but do NOT be her shoulder to lean on. Fuck that. This is crucial. That's what she has mommy for. The minute she starts speaking about her past and acts like you're her Jewish psychologist, speak about something else. Immediately, faggelito! You getting this? You are trying to gain attraction, not be the "gee lollipops, he's such a nice guy." "Nice guys" are not sexual creatures. And you will never have a chance with her if you fall into that hole. First impressions are extremely important. I swear, Bling, I'm gonna track this girl down. And if she tells me a week from now, "oh, Daniel is SUCH a nice guy...I can talk to him about my past and all my problems," I'm gonna go to your house and stick you in the face. Be nice, but do not be the typical "nice guy" who's desperately in need of a girl. Girls do not like desperate guys. Only Tilt does.Ok. If during or at the end of your non-date, you feel like you should kiss her, kiss her. If she turns away, so be it. But don't say "I'm sorry" if she turns away. Do not ever apologize for being a sexual creature. You are human and if she gets upset, she can go fuck herself. And if she does fuck herself, send me the pics. Great tips and funny too I agree with most esp. about the non-date title. However, I have to ponder on the "nice guys are not sexual creatures" comment. Can't it be both, though? Bling, I have to agree you gotta hunt your own meat but have fun and be "so money you don't even know it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devilicious Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Ok, here's what's gonna happen. First of all, I don't want you calling it a date. Let me say it again. Do NOT call it a date. Remove that word from your vocabulary. Dates are counterproductive. The word "date" brings about unnecessary expectations. Tell her you're gonna grab a cup of coffee tomorrow and she should come along. Notice I said tell, not ask. When you're on your non-date, hear her out, be nice, and sweet to her, but do NOT be her shoulder to lean on. Fuck that. This is crucial. That's what she has mommy for. The minute she starts speaking about her past and acts like you're her Jewish psychologist, speak about something else. Immediately, faggelito! You getting this? You are trying to gain attraction, not be the "gee lollipops, he's such a nice guy." "Nice guys" are not sexual creatures. And you will never have a chance with her if you fall into that hole. First impressions are extremely important. I swear, Bling, I'm gonna track this girl down. And if she tells me a week from now, "oh, Daniel is SUCH a nice guy...I can talk to him about my past and all my problems," I'm gonna go to your house and stick you in the face. Be nice, but do not be the typical "nice guy" who's desperately in need of a girl. Girls do not like desperate guys. Only Tilt does.Ok. If during or at the end of your non-date, you feel like you should kiss her, kiss her. If she turns away, so be it. But don't say "I'm sorry" if she turns away. Do not ever apologize for being a sexual creature. You are human and if she gets upset, she can go fuck herself. And if she does fuck herself, send me the pics. For some reason I actually agree with most of this post...except the kissing part...DO NOT TRY TO KISS HER!!! Aha, I just read Carisa's post now... Come to think of it, I happen to agree with this statement.What's wrong with kissing her? I'm not saying it's definitely recommended; that's a decision that happens in the moment. But it's instinctual... slow and eye contact is involved. If he feels she's into it of COURSE he should kiss her. If the timing is right and he doesn't, she's going to think he doesn't like her.Make her laugh. Flirt. Look into her eyes but don't stare. Get close to her, find ways to innocently touch her. If you do that, you should be able to gauge by her reaction whether or not she would be receptive to a smooch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bootstah Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 a true romantic T.I agree though, it usually just happens on its own, don't force it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 all good advice.. and kisses as shocking as it is most first dates ive gone on ive ended up kissing .. it just happens i def dont force it.. maybe just lucked out i guess .. i usually have pretty good dates when i go out on them but then each situation is different as is the person.. u def have to read the person u cant be stupid and just think about one thing cuz in the end thats not the most important thing.. really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swank Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 so...you gonna kiss her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lyrik Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 so...you gonna kiss her?A kiss is but a kiss...but Smudge are ya gonna try and slip a finger in is the real question? Then you're walkin the line son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 ask her to play "just the tip" lolAhh... Bling, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to tell you to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call "dating". I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there you're wondering, do I have food on my face? Am I eating too much? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested, but do I want to be interested? But now she's not interested, so now all of a sudden I'm getting... I'm started to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door 'cause then it's awkward. It's like, "well, goodnight". Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close, or just go right in and kiss them on the lips, or don't kiss them at all? It's difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you just really want to know, are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? And perhaps play a little game called "just the tip", just for a second just to see how it feels, or "ouch! ouch! you're on my hair." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drlogic Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Just the tip? LOLThat's from WEDDING CRASHERS! I love that line...This is some funny shit......Maybe I'm old skool, but when a chic sucks your dick or you get stinky finger,,,,YOU'RE OFFICIALLY DATING/GOING STEADY(LOL)Nowadays, some girls might give 2 or 3 guys a hummer on the same night...Or go fuck some guy in the car, come back into the club and suck some others guys dick......As for what JMT wrote......those scenarios sound a little "high-school-ish"......As you get older, if there's a connection, YOU'LL KNOW! No need to force anything. And w/ the moral decline of today's society, the chances of the girl making the first move are much higher. I recommend getting drunk....but that's just me. LOL @ JUST THE TIP...God, I hated that game! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lulamishka Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 ask her to play "just the tip" lolAhh... Bling, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to tell you to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call "dating". I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there you're wondering, do I have food on my face? Am I eating too much? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested, but do I want to be interested? But now she's not interested, so now all of a sudden I'm getting... I'm started to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door 'cause then it's awkward. It's like, "well, goodnight". Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close, or just go right in and kiss them on the lips, or don't kiss them at all? It's difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you just really want to know, are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? And perhaps play a little game called "just the tip", just for a second just to see how it feels, or "ouch! ouch! you're on my hair."LoL... Man, I gotta see that movie again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest swank Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 the 'ass out hug' hahahahaha! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 wedding crashers =best comedy of 05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mp3some Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 ask her to play "just the tip" lolAhh... Bling, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to tell you to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call "dating". I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there you're wondering, do I have food on my face? Am I eating too much? Am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested, but I think she might be interested, but do I want to be interested? But now she's not interested, so now all of a sudden I'm getting... I'm started to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door 'cause then it's awkward. It's like, "well, goodnight". Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other like this and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close, or just go right in and kiss them on the lips, or don't kiss them at all? It's difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you just really want to know, are we going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? And perhaps play a little game called "just the tip", just for a second just to see how it feels, or "ouch! ouch! you're on my hair."LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Awesome script to that whole movie...... fkn loved it!umm about the group thing, bling... good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sross Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Bling, we expect a full report on the evening as soon as you get home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 with pics? umm no lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HouseJunkie Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 This one time, I went on a blind date and I ordered some wings, unbeknownst to me the wings were heavy drench with vinegar. I grabbed one of the wings and took a bite and got a good whiff of the Vinegar. I didn’t know it was possible to cough and sneeze simultaneously but I did and I catapult a piece of wings across the table straight into my dates face … Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 This one time, I went on a blind date and I ordered some wings, unbeknownst to me the wings were heavy drench with vinegar. I grabbed one of the wings and took a bite and got a good whiff of the Vinegar. I didn’t know it was possible to cough and sneeze simultaneously but I did and I catapult a piece of wings across the table straight into my dates face … ;D did u get a second date ? ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 that brings up another good point....if you eat chicken wings, then afterwards wash your hands THOROUGHLY. because if you get lucky later that night and your fingers make their way down her pants....well if you think hot wing sauce is spicy in your mouth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coach Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Make her laugh. Flirt. Look into her eyes but don't stare. Get close to her, find ways to innocently touch her. If you do that, you should be able to gauge by her reaction whether or not she would be receptive to a smooch.Best advice, yet. Aside from mine, of course. And renzo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drlogic Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 whip it out and shake it @ her.......or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sross Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 with pics? umm no lol No need for pics - it will be dark in the cinema anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 ask her to play "just the tip" ROFL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted June 8 Report Share Posted June 8 Ok, here's what's gonna happen. First of all, I don't want you calling it a date. Let me say it again. Do NOT call it a date. Remove that word from your vocabulary. Dates are counterproductive. The word "date" brings about unnecessary expectations. Tell her you're gonna grab a cup of coffee tomorrow and she should come along. Notice I said tell, not ask. When you're on your non-date, hear her out, be nice, and sweet to her, but do NOT be her shoulder to lean on. Fuck that. This is crucial. That's what she has mommy for. The minute she starts speaking about her past and acts like you're her Jewish psychologist, speak about something else. Immediately, faggelito! You getting this? You are trying to gain attraction, not be the "gee lollipops, he's such a nice guy." "Nice guys" are not sexual creatures. And you will never have a chance with her if you fall into that hole. First impressions are extremely important. I swear, Bling, I'm gonna track this girl down. And if she tells me a week from now, "oh, Daniel is SUCH a nice guy...I can talk to him about my past and all my problems," I'm gonna go to your house and stick you in the face. Be nice, but do not be the typical "nice guy" who's desperately in need of a girl. Girls do not like desperate guys. Only Tilt does.Ok. If during or at the end of your non-date, you feel like you should kiss her, kiss her. If she turns away, so be it. But don't say "I'm sorry" if she turns away. Do not ever apologize for being a sexual creature. You are human and if she gets upset, she can go fuck herself. And if she does fuck herself, send me the pics. For some reason I actually agree with most of this post...except the kissing part...DO NOT TRY TO KISS HER!!! Aha, I just read Carisa's post now... Come to think of it, I happen to agree with this statement.What's wrong with kissing her? I'm not saying it's definitely recommended; that's a decision that happens in the moment. But it's instinctual... slow and eye contact is involved. If he feels she's into it of COURSE he should kiss her. If the timing is right and he doesn't, she's going to think he doesn't like her.Make her laugh. Flirt. Look into her eyes but don't stare. Get close to her, find ways to innocently touch her. If you do that, you should be able to gauge by her reaction whether or not she would be receptive to a smooch.Some peoples instincts are better than others... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted June 8 Author Report Share Posted June 8 trsut me romancing someone i know how to do it... its just a weird situation since its a cousin of a coworker that i never met. i recommended dinner first.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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