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Anyone here ever have a bad experience at a strip club? I'm interested in hearing what happened. Did the stripper ever get you kicked out? Anyway all replies are welcome.

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im sure this comes as a surprise to most here but i was kicked outta a strip club once ( i wont state the name) first girl let me go a bit further so when the second one came in back room i guess i just continued but she wasnt having it. soooo she slapped me and i was asked to leave by a large bouncer

yeah so i left without incident lol

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a few years ago, my friend's brother-in-law got into an argument with a stripper at the gold club in jacksonville. i forget what it was about, but he was a regular and the manager came over and ended up firing the stripper, who was apparently already on thin ice. well when he and his buddy finally left, every panel on his BMW was keyed.

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A buddy of mine went to the VIP @Goldrush' date=' and the stripper stole his wallet which had over $500. And when he accused her of taking his wallet, she told the bouncer a completely different story and got him kicked out. What a dirty bitch.

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Guest lyrik

Ha...one time I went to a strip club with about a hundred bucks and spent $8 dollars... I fuckin hate strip clubs!

...but when those dirty sluts get off of work they go somewhere...just be there ;)

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Guest corradi

Ha...one time I went to a strip club with about a hundred bucks and spent $8 dollars... I fuckin hate strip clubs!

...but when those dirty sluts get off of work they go somewhere...just be there ;)

Agreed.. I stripper once bit me. Ouch.

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I went to a strip club with $20.00 in my pocket and ended up spending $450.00.

lol that happened to me as well.

i dont mind strippers, i take it for what it is - visual stimulation.

naked women dancing 4 me is all good in my book.

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Guest Philip

I went to a strip club with $20.00 in my pocket and ended up spending $450.00.

lol that happened to me as well.

i dont mind strippers, i take it for what it is - visual stimulation.

naked women dancing 4 me is all good in my book.

yep. if you walk in there looking for love or some other pathetic reason than whatever. nothing wrong with going in and having a good time though. toss back some beers and grab some Class A t & a. it is what it is.

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Guest Cosmigonon

i hate strip clubs. naked beggars.

+1

then use them like so. thats what they are there for - your entertainment.

Rather watch some porn. More bang for your buck... :P

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My stripper horror story lasted about a year. And I didn't even end up going into a strip club.

I had a best friend who was a stripper. We were hella close. Just friends nothing more. Then one night she brought one of her stripper friends over to my house and we all went out one night.

Anyways I ended up dating her friend for a year and you know how girls get weird about you having lady friends (who are just friends) and how girls who are your friends get weird about you having a girl friend.

Anyways my friendship with my best friend ended over the course of me dating her friend. We ended up dating for about a year.

I ended up supporting her ass the whole time we dated becasue she did not want to strip anymore. I basically ended up moving into her house. Paying her bills.

Granted I had a super hot girlfriend who was dumb as rocks but was nice as hell to my ex -girlfriends (which I thought was cool) whom she became friends with etc..She was also the first girl to buy me roses. She totally sucked me hella bad!

Oh did I forget to mention that she also had a 6 year old daughter who bites and has temper tantrums like 5 times a day!!

Anyways this year was the year I was blowing up a a DJ. I made hella money. Close to $80K DJing. And I have nothing to show for it financially today. All that money went to paying for her bills (let me remind you that before I dated this girl I had no bills!)

Life at the time (6 -7 years ago)was a lot more fun when she was a stripper and I didn't support her ass I'll tell you that much!

Let's see if one of you fuckers can match that horror story!!

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Guest durrtylexx

i hate strip clubs. naked beggars.

+1

then use them like so. thats what they are there for - your entertainment.

Rather watch some porn. More bang for your buck... :P

lol

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Guest Philip

i hate strip clubs. naked beggars.

+1

then use them like so. thats what they are there for - your entertainment.

Rather watch some porn. More bang for your buck... :P

lol

here's the thing though (for me anyway) i watch porn for an entirely different reason than why i go to a strip club... im not teased by what i see ina strip club because either i dont have the money to go the distance or i dont. and ever since the El Centro $80 special shut down (j/k) i dont so just work the girls work for there dollars - thats what there for. ;D

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Guest obby

Anyone here ever have a bad experience at a strip club? I'm interested in hearing what happened. Did the stripper ever get you kicked out? Anyway all replies are welcome.

later 8)

Yes, the condom broke.

;D

Just kiddin

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Guest spacecadet

Anyone here ever have a bad experience at a strip club? I'm interested in hearing what happened. Did the stripper ever get you kicked out? Anyway all replies are welcome.

later 8)

Yes, the condom broke.

;D

Just kiddin

lol

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