joeydollaz Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 i heard somewhere that if you try to spell the alphabet with your tounge on a ladies privates , its transalates in to some good muff divin .. just get busy .. i'm sure you've seen it in porn ... copy that ... ** everything i ever needed to know i learned from porn ** ------------------*************************lets go jets ..... ************************* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 -[This message has been edited by mysteriousss (edited 10-04-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 joey - all I'm gonna say is YYYEEAAAAHHHH i'm really a very private person but I GOTTA share this. I was all smoked up one evening and this guy that I was with was doing the alphabet. I actually caught myself trying to make out the letters and started laughing.. Weed is some fucked up shit right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa....girl....you are to funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by joeydollaz:i heard somewhere that if you try to spell the alphabet with your tounge on a ladies privates , its transalates in to some good muff divin .. just get busy .. i'm sure you've seen it in porn ... copy that ... ** everything i ever needed to know i learned from porn ** that was a screamin sam kinneson joke. that guy was a funny MF.------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by joeydollaz:i heard somewhere that if you try to spell the alphabet with your tounge on a ladies privates , its transalates in to some good muff divin .. just get busy .. i'm sure you've seen it in porn ... copy that ... ** everything i ever needed to know i learned from porn ** that was a screamin sam kinneson joke. that guy was a funny MF.------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 *blush*.. ok now that you're all laughing at me, I'm embarassed the only thing helping me get through these tough times is knowing that ALL of you are much worse than I am. You just don't admit it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Originally posted by mysteriousss:No matter how good you are, if your face feels like fucking sandpaper you will FAIL miserably in giving her an awesome orgasm.Not if you're tongue's as long as mine... PEACE,notforkids------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 notforkids - hi!!! I saw those long replies of yours but didn't have the time to read..khm.. how do I say this without going into too much personal details.. sweetheart, I don't think I'm alone on this but it's NOT ONLY THE TONGUE Is that blunt enough everyone?mysteriousss <--- hides embarassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 mysteriousss-I'm feelin you... kiss both sets of lips... I'm down with that... damn, girl, didn't you notice that my lips are big, too? BTW, what's "khm" mean? I'm not old skool like you...PEACE,notforkids------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 notforkids - sorry but I didn't get a good look at your lips last time but you are very handsome, I gotta say that..khm is not an old skool abbreviation it's just my way of doing *cough* when I'm embarassed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Myst-***blush*** thanks, you fine, sexy mami, you!Wear those leather pants around me again and I'll do anything you say!ooooooowwwww!!!!!PEACE,notforkids------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Lol, you will "submit" I'm not into S&M but I can play along! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 mmmmmm....in that case, which would you prefer? Whips or paddles?I've got both! PEACE,notforkids------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Oh shit, I think I'm in trouble. Help! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 haha! You know I'd never hurt you, Z!See? I'm an angel... PEACE,notforkids------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 I know I wasn't talking about that.. I meant I'm in trouble coz I got you talking about whips Bringing out the wild side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Sirdante.........Thanks for giving the "less experienced" people a guide for this kind of thing.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 *horny*flushed*faint*dizzy*All this talk....I don't know what to do with myself.------------------------------------------@vampienyc10vampie@aol.com"One is not born a woman, one becomes one."- Simone de Beauvoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleboybleu Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 all i have to say is YUM YUM IN MY TUM!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 *bump*oh excuse me! did i just *bump* this old post to the top?!? oopsie.hmmm... oh look! theres a reply from me that makes me look like some sort of sex god or something. oh, lucky thing i *accidentally* bumped this one, huh ------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted December 7 Report Share Posted December 7 whew! sirdante, i'm glad you bumped it back up to the top otherwise i wouldn't have found this!!! my face is flushed and i have a naughty grin on my face here at work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nydancer Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 OMG sirdante! I think I need my lover here asap! *lol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nydancer Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 OMG sirdante! I think I need my lover here asap! *lol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge420 Posted December 8 Report Share Posted December 8 To a fellow connoisseur, much respect. I actually, and yes i'm probably in the minority here, enjoy giving more than receiving... it's just a mad turn-on. Hercules, good luck kid. But just keep in mind, it won't go that smoothly on your first attempt. So relax and have fun.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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