shugabooga Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 What I've Learned From Watching Porn:1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating near a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.5. Women smile appreciatively when men shoot them in the face with jizz.6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.8. Women always orgasm when men do.9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.10. All women are noisy fuks.11. People in the 70's couldn't fuk unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.12. Those tits are real.... And those aren't!13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)16. Double penetration makes women smile.7. Asian men don't exist.18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't beat seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.19. There's a plot.20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a nice slap on the butt.21. Nurses suck patients' cocks.22. Men always pull out.23. When your girlfriend busts you for getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fuking the both of you.24. Women never have headaches... or periods.25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".26. Assholes are clean.27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.29. Men don't have to beg.30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 lol thats funny shit------------------ transcend 1. To pass beyond the limits of2. To be greater than, as in intensity or power; surpass3. To exist above and independent of (material experience or the universe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinergygrl Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 ------------------ "No further evidence is needed to show that "mental illness" is not the name of a biologicalcondition whose nature awaits to be elucidated, but is the name of a concept whose purpose isto obscure the obvious." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goddessoflove Posted June 15 Report Share Posted June 15 ROFLMAO!!!! That was awesome!XO,G------------------goddessoflove@platformmail.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 That was pretty funny!!!!romy20------------------ ARE YOU FEELING IT?_________________________clubchick20@hotmail.comAim: Romina321 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateKnu Posted June 16 Report Share Posted June 16 good shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 ya know, women just *might be treated better if they DID follow some of those rules.------------------DJmikeDR@aol.com aim: DJmikeDR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteboobie Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 wait...thats not how things really r???????------------------To love someone is something...To be loved by someone is something else...But to be loved by the one you love is everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 Originally posted by cuteboobie:wait...thats not how things really r???????hi, and whats YOUR name? lol------------------DJmikeDR@aol.com aim: DJmikeDR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted June 18 Report Share Posted June 18 very funny!!! peace outgianni ------------------AIM: GGFELLA4EMAIL: iannuzzi4@yahoo.com HOMER DANCING TO JOINTS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamaica Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 I see you've learned a lot for pronos ------------------A GOOD MAN IS HARD TO FIND, BUT A HARD MAN IS GOOD TO FIND!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbinHOTTIE Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ------------------EXIT fridays!-->*eSCAPE* Guestlist!!!************************Have you experienced the e-SCAPE? ::wink wink:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamaica Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 YOu forgot one. Nobody wears any underwear But question isn't the man scared about zipping his penis up in his zipper. (if we have all see There's something about Mary then you know what im talking about) [This message has been edited by jamaica (edited 07-05-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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