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So do you guys agree with me that sex with animals is wrong! I mean even if they like it, it's still sick. Maybe you all like donkeys, but I hope not!!!!! cwm3.gif

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Doctor Stu Hansell had slept with one of his

patients and had felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget

about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense

of betrayal was overwhelming. But every

once in a while he'd hear that soothing

voice, within himself, trying to reassure

him: "Stu, don't worry about it. You

aren't the first doctor to sleep with one

last. And you're single. Let it go......"

But invariably the other voice would bring

him back to reality: "Stu, you're a

veterinarian"

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uggh.....animals...........sex...............wrong

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Originally posted by ericanthony:

So do you guys agree with me that sex with animals is wrong! I mean even if they like it, it's still sick. Maybe you all like donkeys, but I hope not!!!!! cwm3.gif

do they like it? I dont' think they do!! animals don't enjoy sex the way humans do. and yes, it's sick to have sex with animals!!!

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It would be fucked up if animal sperm could fertilize and develop within the human female egg. There would be some strange looking motherfuckers walking around.

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If i'd Find out that some prick was trying to fuck my pets, i woud cut that cock suckets balls and dick off, i'd feed the balls to the dogs and shuve his cock up his ass it would give him agida. cwm23.gif

what do you tink the answer is?

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Originally posted by rudeboyyouth:

It would be fucked up if animal sperm could fertilize and develop within the human female egg. There would be some strange looking motherfuckers walking around.

i used to think about that when i was younger. like what if a dog's sperm could fertilize a woman's egg? would she give birth to a dog that could talk? or a kid with a tail and long droopy ears?

hehe, that would be some shit.

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This boy I went to school w/was from some bumblefuck town in the south. He told me about some of his coworkers at his summer job.

There was one man who had a bull. There are machines that basically jerk bulls off, so they can collect the sperm with which to impregnate cows (idk why they can't just do it the old fashioned way). Anyway this guy was too cheap to buy the machine... so he just did it manually... cwm8.gif

Also, according to this boy's coworkers, of all the farm animals, the sheep's vagina feels the most like a human's... They would turn the sheep to face something (like a wall or a bush)- because when a sheep is facing something like that- it will back up.

EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

No mention of foreplay, so I guess the poor sheep was not only violated but also left unsatisfied... cwm27.gif

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Originally posted by tastyt:

This boy I went to school w/was from some bumblefuck town in the south. He told me about some of his coworkers at his summer job.

There was one man who had a bull. There are machines that basically jerk bulls off, so they can collect the sperm with which to impregnate cows (idk why they can't just do it the old fashioned way). Anyway this guy was too cheap to buy the machine... so he just did it manually... cwm8.gif

Also, according to this boy's coworkers, of all the farm animals, the sheep's vagina feels the most like a human's... They would turn the sheep to face something (like a wall or a bush)- because when a sheep is facing something like that- it will back up.

EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!

No mention of foreplay, so I guess the poor sheep was not only violated but also left unsatisfied... cwm27.gif

lmao!!! cwm27.gifcwm27.gif

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