blueangel Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 "Why are you crying?" he asked his mum."Because I'm a woman" she told him."I don't understand," he said.His mum just hugged him and said, "And you never will"..........Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?""All women cry for no reason" was all his dad could say........The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.Finally he put in a call to GOD; when GOD got on the phone, the man said,"GOD, why do women cry so easily?"GOD said......."When I made women she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world; yet, gentle enough to give comfort....I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children......I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining......I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt them very badly.......This same sensitivity helps her make a child's boo-boo feel better and shares in their teenagers anxieties and fears.......I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside himunfalteringly.I gave her a tear to shed, It's hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed. It's her only weakness....It's a tear for mankind........."The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows and the beauty of a woman with passing years-only grows!BlueAngel------------------"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 That's some deep shit blueangel..I don't agree with this part though... the last part..I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining......the "without complaining" part.. I don't agree with that part... Everything else is real deep though... Thanks for posting it.------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaksHAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 abso-fucking-lutley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueangel Posted September 11 Author Report Share Posted September 11 Okay . . okay . . . I guess we DO complain ONCE in a while BUT we have every freakin' right to!! LOOK at all the other things that we do for everyone else!! BlueAngel------------------"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca07 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 That's AWESOME!! ------------------Let me take you on a trip, just a simple journey, a journey full of sound and beats, one that will lead you down....way down to the UNDERGROUND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 I thought it was gonna be a joke at first. It was nice though. When a man cries it's cause his woman wouldn't give up her crotch fesant. Very touching. ------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mstill11 Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 I thank the good lord everyday I was born a man. I could never bear a child. Guys, imagine squeezing a watermellon out your cake hole!! No fuckin way!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Geez this post almost made me cry...and then I started reading the responses and I can't stop laughing!!!------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 Im seeing women in a different light for the first time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by spreewell:I thank the good lord everyday I was born a man. I could never bear a child. Guys, imagine squeezing a watermellon out your cake hole!! No fuckin way!In England your cake hole is your mouth. Regardless of which end it is, I still don't want to squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of it. Ouch. No kids, I'd rather have a puppy!------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadrunner Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 it's official: blue, you rule!------------------*i'm in love with the modern world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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